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[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

In a sense, the orange utan delivered on his promise: when you can't buy any eggs, you don't spend a single dollar on eggs. Hard to make them any cheaper...

[–] frazw 2 points 4 hours ago

Why is no-one pointing out that he has not only failed on his promise but actually made it worse? Shouldn't the media have an egg price overlaid on every broadcast?