this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

i wish all unnecessary censors a very FUUUUCKKK YOUUUUUU

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

why do people always get worked up about this?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The censorship makes it worse actually

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

clearly it says "I will caress you with my bare hands"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] otacon239 67 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago

No you cannot! Mods, ban this fucker now, pls

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

You can go straight to the source and find out! There's no bad crop or anything (though there does appear to be an unavoidable cookie pop-up).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Alternative frontends are the best

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Pfft it still has supersonic wind and diamond rain, it's cool

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago

And a retrograde moon!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s the colour of Uranus…

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the discovery of default cube planet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

the gods deleted it when the universe was created

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

I can't believe the first thing I thought when I was scrolling and saw this image was "straight flush". My brain has been broken by balatro.

[–] Smokeydope 1 points 6 hours ago

🪐🪐🪐🌎🌏

[–] SteveNashFan 2 points 9 hours ago

Nope!

It haunts my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Human-visible universe is boring :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Imagine how much cooler a telescope would look to a snake

I wish I could see infrared

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

so much grey :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Well we still have Jupiter and Saturn.

[–] NocturnalMorning 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Do we though? I'm questions all planet colors now. They have lied to me before.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, amateur astronomers can make out some of the clouds with a decent-sized reflector, and have even taken photos for us.

[–] NocturnalMorning 1 points 2 hours ago

It was a joke...

[–] BowtiesAreCool 1 points 7 hours ago

Just see different wavelengths, easy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Don't remind me of this it makes me sad