Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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You are transported to the neolithic period.
Hmm.. is anyone else with me?
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You're going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
A puppy?
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Hey, just what you see pal.
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
I'm willing to settle for that.
Honestly, that'd work.
Functionally similar
:<
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
a girlfriend would be nice thank you
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
Some potato chips.
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
Australian downvote.
"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.
I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please
Oh and world peace would be lovely
Give me some time to think about it
Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.
A chicken nugget, please.
FALGSC
I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.
Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?
Happiness
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