I am going to be the party pooper and remind it is illegal to have tapirs as pets. I won't trash the lady without knowing any context about this video though. Let's pretend it is a rescue...
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Reminds me of an old joke. nsfw
A cowboy is showing a city girl around the ranch. He knows that they are breeding horses at the coral and takes her there.
They watch as a stallion mounts a mare.
The cowboy says "Man, look at them go! I wouldn't mind doing something like that myself."
The lady says "Go ahead, mister. They're your horses."
Those Tapir teeth are so unsettling to see.
I’m jealous of the human.
I can't even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir's so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.
Link is broken for me
idk works for me.
I think she chose him for his smile, lol
It will grow up to be a magnificent steed to ride into battle with. Ask the Mormons about them the next time you see them.
I am also jealous of tapirs. I want a prehensile dick.
You think she tried it, just once? With that prehensile nose? For science of course