Putting on big muscles is for the boys, real girls don't actually like it.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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Same with beards. You'll get a lot of attention with a nice beard, but not many girls perse
I will say as a trans chick who used to have a denial beard, women did love it, but that's because I conditioned it. I got so many comments about how they wished more beards were that soft.
Mind you, I also followed rules 1 and 2
That was also my experience, I grew my beard a couple of time, just to see how long it goes and also laziness. I never cared with specific beard products or trimming it and stuff. I washed it with the same head&shoulders I use for my hair. In my country is normal to greet with a kiss in the cheeks so it was a somewhat common occurrence that a woman would feel and comment how soft it was. But that was it, they are impressed by the softness not the looks of how long it was, this was only guys, guys were impressed by the size of the bears and all. That is not to say that woman necessarily prefer shaved face, in my experience mostly (in my country that is) prefer a trimmed beard. I guess it is more mature or mainly. My now wife certainly preferred me to just trim down the beard instead of shaving it.
That's fair. And the fact that I was following rules 1&2 probably explains the rest, because wow you would not believe how blatantly people can hit on you without you noticing when you hate your appearance
What is the rules 1&2 ?
But yeah, that tracks, I guess is the opposite end of confident people that will think that others are into them why would they not be? When we don't think much of ourselves we more likely assume that a compliment or even someone hitting on you is just someone being nice, they "obviously" would not be into me.
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Plus of course if you don't put on stupid amounts of muscle you retain the ability to scratch your own nose. Seriously some of the guys at the gym, watching them try their names is a site to behold. The ideal body shape is not the Hulk
I don't know what real means anymore
In this case real means not emotionally stunted.
How depressing
Amen, same with watches and motorcycles and revving your car
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This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn't seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.
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Yes? Show the other replies please.
Charlie's got a touch of the consumption.
He's been poisoned by his constituents
We really are a unique animal aren’t we?
At some point a single male spider started dancing for their lives. Don't diss innovation.
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Gets noticed in the gym and complaining still sheeeshhh
I want a version of that appropriate/inappropriate meme but with the guys coughing up blood and both pictures labeled "inappropriate".
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If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: "leave", then anon is better off without her.
Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”
If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.
Why
You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.
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tbh I'd probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.
Yea, I'm not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.
People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they'll be sitting ducks otherwise!
No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.
Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.
Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?
Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)
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