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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: "leave", then anon is better off without her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 59 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

tbh I'd probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Fainting isn't going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

Someone better than me with more training will come by!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

At least call cops or something my dude :)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 11 hours ago

Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?

[–] latenightnoir 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they'll be sitting ducks otherwise!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 1 day ago

No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Yea, I'm not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 4 points 18 hours ago

Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

[–] [email protected] -1 points 18 hours ago

When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)