this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

[–] [email protected] -1 points 17 hours ago

When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)