this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Georgian bridge says hello

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Well look at that. You wait forever for a bus bridge….

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They should leave the middle doors open so you can fish from it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fish with pee fetish, nodding enthusiastically

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 8 points 3 days ago

I've played this level. There's a zombie hiding behind the drivers seat.

[–] expatriado 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

impressive, i don't think i could park like that even if i try 100 times, must arrive in the precise speed

[–] jqubed 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's called "The bus that couldn't slow down."

[–] expatriado 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Hollywood showing lack of creativity by jumping over the unfinished bridge, instead of becoming the bridge. What's next? jumping over a shark?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If the bus got stuck such that there wheels kept free spinning, would the bomb have gone off? I don't think it was GPS based...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Iirc, the bomb could have been remotely detonated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Speedo is typically on a front wheel, not attached to the driver train. Boom

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I like the part where it floats upwards rather nosediving right off that cliff.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It works and is all-weather. Plus it probably already smells a bit of wee.

[–] danc4498 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And if you get tired halfway across, just take a seat and rest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Bridges are tiring.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

It's even wheelchair accessible

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the trick is to hit the turbo boost button at the right time, so you wheelie the front over the water

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Man, I suck at gaming so I'd never get the timing right - can't I just have K.I.T.T. do it?

[–] Floodedwomb 8 points 4 days ago

Fallout bridge.

[–] billwashere 4 points 3 days ago

What’s the old saying… If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are they Europ's redneck engineers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

No, they are not kolhozniks

[–] Mbourgon 6 points 4 days ago

3 years ago?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

But, how?

(I know, it's in the article, just really surprised/impressed. Surpressed? Imprised?)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All it says is that it was an accident - I want video, damnit!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How did it even get that far

[–] FooBarrington 3 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

There must be a cheaper solution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

If it works, it works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Ever Given cosplay here, I'd give a 5/10.