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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Driscoll's are a US company. There's a full shelf of those in our grocery store no one will touch. Go fuck yourself Trump.

Signed,
Canada

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where's the eggs and avocadoes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The person who took the picture is Australian

Depending on the time it was taken could have been when bird flu was still around which limited eggs

And avocado is also expensive at colesworth (a portmanteau of "coles" and "woolworths")

Both coles and woolworths have been proce gouging as well

It's better to get them from Aldi

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 1 week ago

It wasn’t a jackpot ticket.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Driscoll berries suck balls! Tastes like water.... Id rather just eat potatoes!

[–] jewbacca117 9 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure name brand berries suck everywhere. I'm lucky to have some local farm stands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure they sell those too.

[–] shalafi 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or, and bear with me here, stick a couple blueberry bushes in the dirt. Neglected hell out of mine and they're already flowering. Plus, they put out more than once.

Can't seem to kill my strawberries. Two year in a row I've let weeds grow 3' over them, still there when I yank the weeds. Bonus, they spread themselves all over with zero intervention.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just got to your local Aldi if you have one instead of colesworth because colesworth tastes like shit and looks like shit in terms of quality

Only go to to colesworth for stuff you cannot find in aldi

I'm assuming the OP I'm replying to lives in Australia because I also live here amd recognise the "Driscoll's" brand

[–] BigBrainBrett2517 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Driscolls is a US company. However, it is agreed: colesworth are price gouging hot piles of garbage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Huh, Today I learned I guess

[–] asteriskeverything 3 points 1 week ago

pistaschios baby

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Thats just going to go bad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

this meme but it's just a carton of eggs

[–] TrickDacy 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I think those might be real fingers and also think it explains why drawing fingers is so hard.