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As a side business, I sell cakes out of the trunk of my car. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 months ago by udon to c/dadjokes

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Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I think it's funnier that none of those are pies.

[–] Crackhappy 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol I like how you fucked up the joke. ;)

[–] udon 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Did I? As a non native speaker it's dad joke level funny for me

[–] jws_shadotak 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cakes and pies are different so the title takes a little more thought to figure out the play-on-words

[–] udon 2 points 11 months ago

Oh, something new every day. Thanks

[–] orangeNgreen 7 points 11 months ago

But why is the rum (cake) gone?

[–] Xanthobilly 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

🌽🌽🌽/5

[–] needthosepylons 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Actually 🥖🥖🥖🥖/5

[–] Xanthobilly 1 points 11 months ago

Lol baguettes?

[–] SargTeaPot 4 points 11 months ago

Brilliant! But here's my take as a kiwi

Mince and cheese $1,50 each, stake and cheese $2,50, and a sausage roll is $2,70. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's so dad level I don't understand it. Anyone care to explain?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Pierates of the Caribein

[–] newbeni 5 points 11 months ago

Pirates of the Caribbean...I think

[–] CoolMatt 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it

[–] jws_shadotak 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pie rates of the car I be in

Pirates of the Caribbean

[–] CoolMatt 1 points 9 months ago

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIII.. Thank you

Also sorry for the lateness of my reply. I'm using Sync and just figured out I've been getting replies but no notifications.

[–] CeruleanRuin 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That was a long walk off a short plank.