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submitted 1 year ago by udon to c/dadjokes

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Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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[–] SargTeaPot 4 points 1 year ago

Brilliant! But here's my take as a kiwi

Mince and cheese $1,50 each, stake and cheese $2,50, and a sausage roll is $2,70. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.