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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Borrowing from australian libs in 2016? Ooof

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

โ€œPhotos of Norwichโ€, man what have they ever done?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Also a lot of American in the area due to there being 3 US Air Force bases within a 15 minute drive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is Albania known for inbreeding?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

no norwich is

[โ€“] FauxLiving 1 points 1 day ago

A Noble tradition

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So this is how Brexit is supposed to solve the immigrant crisis

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Modern problems, etc etc

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

why not ! the USA is doing it too !

[โ€“] Z3k3 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Impact of brexit. I swear you canny make this shit up.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But people will still argue โ€žyouโ€™ve got to look at other factorsโ€œ โ€ฆ

[โ€“] Anamnesis 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Agent641 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Illegal dumping of household bulk waste. Like, if you have an old fridge, you can just wheel it to a local park and leave it there.

Or a mattress to dispose of, you can carry it on your back like Obelisk in that comic, and dump it behind a half-built house.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trade waste too. Got 20 tons of rubble but donโ€™t want to pay the processing fees? Dump it on a farm somewhere.

[โ€“] WhatYouNeed 5 points 2 days ago

Or just dump it in the middle of a country road it seems

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Showcase the best of british cuisine. Just show Albanians this Buzzfeed article, then the government could call in genuine PR.

[โ€“] Nfamwap 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a Brit, I find parts of that article deeply offensive. Pork pies, scotch eggs, black pudding....all delicious.

And what the fuck did the humble bourbon biscuit do to deserve that.

Utter bollocks!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I also don't understand the hate on rice pudding. Most countries have a dessert like that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's good food, looks horrible, just make them not visit to find out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I didn't think is was possible to hate squash. Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit, with the added benefit of being vegan.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Graffiti? oh no! the humanity! Also, I'm disappointed to learn that fly tipping doesn't have anything to do with flies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thereโ€™s far, far worse places then Norwich. Swindon for example, or anywhere north of Cheltenham.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You're just making up place names now, aren't you. Yes, glostenshire and wonkenham put the uk in quite a sticky wicket, i do say

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those are almost real places. It's Gloucestershire (pronounced Glos-ter-shr) and Wokingham (pronounced woah-king-em).

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Reminder that one of the original spellings of Gloucester was literally just Gloster, and then someone deliberately forced the other.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

penistone is a particularly mingy spot

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I haven't heard pleasant things about Slough either.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

True. And visiting Lowestoft made Greta Thunberg change her mind about rising sea levels.

[โ€“] WhatYouNeed 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck Slough. The only other place in the UK more depressing that it is Hull.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] WhatYouNeed 2 points 22 hours ago

Slough's old bus station

Slough's current bus station (appropriately destroyed by arson)

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Bru-tal-ist!

[โ€“] Iheartcheese 6 points 2 days ago

Please tell me this is true. Wankers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mind you, it's a shithole for someone with Albania as a frame of reference.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

It doesn't matter where you're from, no one needs to see Norwich