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Secure

The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.

Contain

The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.

Protect

The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.

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[–] cmbabul 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Where is this man gaining access to so many crocs?

[–] Zorque 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

SCP 682 is just a man who has access to an inordinate amount of crocodiles for his position.

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So just a regular florida man then?

[–] cmbabul 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Those are gators! This man must be an Aussie

[–] Nosavingthrow 8 points 6 days ago

Could OP be an anahuman? Op doesn't need access to crocs. Op generates crocs. They may not even be aware.

[–] ekZepp 15 points 6 days ago
[–] Pollo_Jack 5 points 6 days ago

How do you get it to play smooth jazz while attacking?