this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
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[–] Postmortal_Pop 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Born to lurk, forced to work.

[–] TseseJuer 6 points 4 days ago

born to shit, forced to wipe

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Id take a spooky GF that lives in the woods or hangs from the ceiling or was born in a lab as a good alternative

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

or hangs from the ceiling

I may or may not get to live that life soon. She has beams along her ceiling and likes to demonstrate that she can climb the walls and hang from the beams while in VRC.

And we're kinda into each other.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[–] Ziglin 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had a completely different expectation after the first two sentences. Glad it turned out wholesome. Good luck to you :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, sorry, I wasn't thinking about how that could be (miss)interpreted. But yeah, she'll sometimes hang upside-down from the beams.

It's going really, really well; thanks! ^^w^^

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Adori 2 points 4 days ago

6:30am gang

[–] FelixCress 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you work from home that's perfect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I do 6.30 anyways and start ~7. Then I can stop working around 16.30 :)

[–] ewigkaiwelo 6 points 4 days ago

Jitter bean soup is tasty tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The best games almost require excel.

[–] Ziglin 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nothing libre office calc cancan't do.

[–] guy_threepwood 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ziglin 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I can only guess what the second symbol in the lower row is. And I'm quiet happy about now actually knowing xD