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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Ah man I have so many stories about my high school schenanigains.

Every student had a folder named as their student ID on the smb network, all in one big folder. I created a folder there with a fake student ID just 1 above mine, so all I had to do was change my path from /students/1234 to 1235 and bam - I'm in my alt account. I had cracked copies of halo, starbound, gmod, powder toy, Terraria, Minecraft... all sorts of goodies!

Eventually I found that since this phony user folder 1235 wasn't tied to a domain user, its read/write permissions weren't locked down - so anybody on the network could access or add to the folder, so I shared it around with friends and it grew quickly! Didn't realize that meant deleting stuff, too; some kids just had chaos in mind, and would randomly delete shit because hAHa I DelEted the FolDer!!1! Ah, high school.

So eventually I got a system down where I'd keep backups elsewhere, and I'd refresh the war-torn main folder every so often, or switch to a new bogus ID to keep it among my friends - but better yet, if I was lucky enough to catch it disappearing in realtime, I'd often throw it right back up with something flashy and new in there, like a new CoD game or something, with surface level 'shortcut' links to the game executable right at the top of the directory, complete with a convincing custom icon. Instead of running a game or something, though, it instead ran scripts that either identified the leak (CD tray eject in a library computer bay? Immediate audio queue locating the assholes), or in later stages when patching the leak still failed, I'd bait them into a script that'd nuke their PC somehow πŸ˜‚

my personal favorite, I built what I called the 'tree bomb' - a recursive .batch file that launches itself in another window, then runs "tree C:". Within around a second you'd go from a functional PC to a screen filled with terminals spitting out a representation of your hard drive's contents 🀣 in retrospect, I made a malware! πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That's not even the best one, though. For a brief window I tried my best to create a little portable Ubuntu environment on a USB drive so I could just bring all my software with me, games and all, and just boot into it when I got to school!

Well, eventually I had the thought that I could potentially install it on a second hidden partition, and select it from boot time... But I guess in the heat of the moment (I had a little group of friends standing behind me blocking the librarians' view, all cheering me on), I ended up misclicking and overwriting the OS, wiping the hard drive in the process πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Needless to say, they were not thrilled. Unfortunately, believe it or not, a group of kids crowded around one guy at a computer is a fucking beacon when you're searching video feeds for suspects πŸ˜… they had found me out by the next day and banned me from the computers for a year. (My friends just gave me their logins anyways 🀘)

[–] Agent641 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I unplugged the monitors from the wall and wrapped a single hair-width strand of copper wire around the positive and negative terminals, and put the plug pins just barely back in the socket so it looked loose.

When the person investigating the faulty monitor pushed the plug in, the copper would evaporate in a bright flash.

Later that night I would dumpster-dive behind the computer lab at the school for the thrown-out, 'faulty' monitor. That's how I got my first 17" CRT monitor for gaming on Counterstrike.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Holy shit that's some serious preplanning and manipulation. It's impressive and kind of fucked up all at once. Everyone else was here was just fucking around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

hid the folder deep within the drive.

My brother in Christ you can right-click the desktop, personalisation, check the folder linked to the slideshow. You didn't hide shit.

[–] suodrazah 9 points 7 hours ago

I changed a bunch of school computers BIOS splash screen to goatse.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 16 points 9 hours ago

Waaaaaaaay back in my Visual Basic 5 days I used to hide easter eggs in my corporate apps. It was always just a dialog box that would pop up randomly saying something kinda funny. To keep them from being discovered by the other developers, I would put the code in some obscure file and instead of a (searchable) string variable containing the text for the popup, I would convert it to a concatenated series of CHR(ASCII#) statements, and then each line of code would start with a couple of hundred spaces, so it would only ever be seen if someone happened to open the file and also happened to notice that there was a horizontal scroll bar at the bottom. We got many bug reports about the easter eggs but nobody was ever able to locate the code that was producing them. I might have been fired for this but probably not - nobody really cared much about shit like this in 1999.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 19 hours ago

I don't know why I'm taking mental notes like "don't forget to change the system clock before doing crimes!" like I'll ever need it.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

In university we were taught C programming. We started with simple things like loops and stuff. After a while the topic processes, threads & stuff came up and of course we were instructed to use that.

In the computer lab there where only thin clients so everything actually ran on the server.

A good friend of mine - not know what was about to happen - entered:

while (true) {
    fork();
}

Astoundingly it took a whole minute until the server froze. 🀣
That was the same server most of the school stuff ran on. So nearly everything went down. πŸ˜‚
He got scolded by the sysadmin the next day but nothing serious happened.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 20 hours ago

I'd scold the sysadmin instead for not cofiguring critical systems in a secure way. Ulimit exists for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What does that command do?

[–] MarsLife 16 points 14 hours ago

Creates a new process. So, it would create an infinite amount of processes filling RAM.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

2001 I figured out a way to get a NES emulator and games on all the computers in the lab. School was pissed but never figured me out. I played so much Kirby.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

Someone figured out that you didn't have to install starcraft to play it, just copy/paste the files. Those were some good times.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

We were able to put the emulators on our network drives, so the admins couldn't revert your change when the ghosted the machine.

My favorite accomplishment from that era was discovering that I could make the single core machines beep themselves to death and sneaking that into the shortcut icon for IE in the ghost image. Man was the IT admin mad about that 🀣

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[–] DaddleDew 222 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

That reminds me of back when I was in high school. The IT guy was a big gamer and had installed RainbowSix on all the machines in the computer lab so we could play against each other during lunch time including himself.

One stuck up, self-righteous teacher heard about the game and tried to have the IT guy delete it from all the computers because they were "violent games that had no business being in school". He refused and the school's administration seemed to have his back on it. So during a computer class she instructed the entire class to delete the game folder from their computer and empty the recycle bin and then leave the file explorer open so she could walk around and see that it has been done.

While everyone else were deleting theirs I copied the game folder on my machine elsewhere, then deleted the original to show her that it wasn't there anymore. After she was gone I moved the folder back where it belonged and shared it on the network so everyone else could copy it back into their computer. The following lunch break it took less than 5 minutes to get the game back on everyone's computer and we kept playing like nothing happened. Get fucked, hag.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

The surprising part here is that the school sided with the IT guy.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

I actually got all of Civilization 2 by finding it randomly installed on a single PC in one teacher's classroom.

Copy and pasted the entire directory to a zip disk that I uh... borrowed... brought said zip disk to another computer in the school computer lab that had both a zip drive and a cd burner, burned it onto a blank cd i had, cleared the zip disk, returned it, brought the cd home, copied over the game files, played civ 2 on my piece of shit eMachine that did not have a zip drive.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

We just played Counter Strike 2D from a flash drive.

Those LAN parties with the entire class were insane and there was nothing they could do since it wasn't installed.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Takes me back to the good ol' days of adding echo commands to autoexec.bat so the computers would display stupid shit on boot.

[–] Dagamant 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

back in the 90s my highschool had a computer lab and we would go there for certain assignments. I think it was history class when we went to do β€œresearch” which consisted of clicking links in an html doc from a shared drive and summarizing the articles on them. Someone changed some of the links to go to a porn site. The only thing that happened was the teacher said β€œwhoever did this is a sick person”. I don’t know if they investigated but I was never caught.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Did anyone summarise the porn site?

[–] Dagamant 1 points 7 hours ago

When I edited it I didn’t know it was a shared drive. I thought I was changing it for the one computer for the next class. So once I changed it, I moved to a different computer and then people started getting porn.

[–] MehBlah 12 points 21 hours ago

If I had been running a school in 2018 you wouldn't have been able to get to the control panel anon.

[–] DaddleDew 90 points 1 day ago (2 children)

IT is incompetent. You could easily disable ability to change desktop backgrounds for students

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's school IT, so it was probably a teacher who 'knows computers' and not anyone with IT training.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

All of the school districts (rural area so each town large enough for its own schools has its own school district and the smaller ones will share a "unified" school district) near me go through the same MSP so it's better than the teacher who's good with computers but not as good as having an actual IT department

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or have student logins to track whodunnit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I was at school you could just boot Linux off a USB and had full access to the HDD.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

I got suspended cos I figured out u could do the old boot a Linux USB and then do a renamed copy of cmd.exe to sethc.exe and get a system command prompt on the login screen when u activated stickykeys. U can do a lot with an admin account.

[–] hOrni 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't get the "thin white line across" part. Could someone explain?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Certain types of computer monitors can get a hardware issue (read: broken) that results in a permanent thin white line across or down the screen.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I guess anon wanted to mark the β€œtrapped” computers

[–] bulwark 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I remember our stupid prank back in the day was to take a screenshot of your desktop, make it your background and delete all your icons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Haha we all did that one. So funny watching angry teachers trying to click on things that were just screenshots. We also did it with things that were like annoying pop ups so you'd be really motivated to click to get rid of it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Don't forget to flip the screenshot upside down, then flip the display on the monitor also upside down.

The computer will look normal, but the cursor will be move in the opposite direction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

TIL this was a universal experience lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

I was a fan of leaving the orientation normal, but moving the start bar and setting it to auto-hide. A long time ago I put a simple bat file (like "shutdown -l -t 0" or similar) in a coworkers startup folder... I guess that was a step too far though and he thought I broke his computer. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

This wasnt a prank but i grew up with linux on all my computers and they didnt allow linux on school computers but the it admin allowed me to install the windows hypervisor(idk the name) on it(apparently even if you have standard edition windows you can still install the packages for pro edition stuff) so from then on i just booted up windows to boot up linux.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Don't you have to be 18 to post on 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago

everyone was born January 1, 1970 or something when that question is asked for purposes of age verification

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They said 2018 and the post was made in 2022

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I think the person you responded to might not have fully realised their own age maybe? It's happened to me before.

I was at a festival waiting for a band to come on. Talking to people in the audience one of them asked me if I'd seen this band before. I said "yes, in X year". A girl there says " Wow, I was born in X year". For a second I wondered how she got the beer she was holding then quickly calculated that X year was 18 years previous to the current one and realised I was talking to a group of people roughly half my age. Nothing wrong with that but it just felt kind of weird that I hadn't really been cognisant of it before that moment.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

He needs to set it to like 15 seconds so people think they are crazy for awhile. Needs to go back to normal faster. And then like 500 normal screens in the folder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We actually required active monitoring, because we knew how to change the .pwd files.

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