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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ah man I have so many stories about my high school schenanigains.

Every student had a folder named as their student ID on the smb network, all in one big folder. I created a folder there with a fake student ID just 1 above mine, so all I had to do was change my path from /students/1234 to 1235 and bam - I'm in my alt account. I had cracked copies of halo, starbound, gmod, powder toy, Terraria, Minecraft... all sorts of goodies!

Eventually I found that since this phony user folder 1235 wasn't tied to a domain user, its read/write permissions weren't locked down - so anybody on the network could access or add to the folder, so I shared it around with friends and it grew quickly! Didn't realize that meant deleting stuff, too; some kids just had chaos in mind, and would randomly delete shit because hAHa I DelEted the FolDer!!1! Ah, high school.

So eventually I got a system down where I'd keep backups elsewhere, and I'd refresh the war-torn main folder every so often, or switch to a new bogus ID to keep it among my friends - but better yet, if I was lucky enough to catch it disappearing in realtime, I'd often throw it right back up with something flashy and new in there, like a new CoD game or something, with surface level 'shortcut' links to the game executable right at the top of the directory, complete with a convincing custom icon. Instead of running a game or something, though, it instead ran scripts that either identified the leak (CD tray eject in a library computer bay? Immediate audio queue locating the assholes), or in later stages when patching the leak still failed, I'd bait them into a script that'd nuke their PC somehow ๐Ÿ˜‚

my personal favorite, I built what I called the 'tree bomb' - a recursive .batch file that launches itself in another window, then runs "tree C:". Within around a second you'd go from a functional PC to a screen filled with terminals spitting out a representation of your hard drive's contents ๐Ÿคฃ in retrospect, I made a malware! ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's not even the best one, though. For a brief window I tried my best to create a little portable Ubuntu environment on a USB drive so I could just bring all my software with me, games and all, and just boot into it when I got to school!

Well, eventually I had the thought that I could potentially install it on a second hidden partition, and select it from boot time... But I guess in the heat of the moment (I had a little group of friends standing behind me blocking the librarians' view, all cheering me on), I ended up misclicking and overwriting the OS, wiping the hard drive in the process ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Needless to say, they were not thrilled. Unfortunately, believe it or not, a group of kids crowded around one guy at a computer is a fucking beacon when you're searching video feeds for suspects ๐Ÿ˜… they had found me out by the next day and banned me from the computers for a year. (My friends just gave me their logins anyways ๐Ÿค˜)

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I installed (not live) fedora onto a portable hard disk, and just hid it behind the computers, plugged into one of them.