You get papercuts way more often.

Also that little splinter gets under your nail way more often too.

All your favorite games are there but now require a Microsoft account, and will ask you if you want to log in automatically everytime despite you checking the "don't ask me again" box. They'll also gradually keep asking for more personal information (phone number, second email address, age, address, fingerprint, face) and lock you out of your account everytime you refuse "to protect you".

You can never seem to remember where you parked your car and you wander a parking garage for eternity

Right as you get comfortable in bed, you can't remember whether you left something out of the fridge or started the dishwasher.

The blanket is always in the wrong direction.

Your drinking water always tastes a bit off.

Your bank makes mistakes all the time.

Every time you begin to like an item it's mostly sold out.

Your social contacts forget what they said so they start anew often.

The weather forecasts are always way off.

When your glasses get fogged, they get fogged unevenly.

Your beer always has that weird metallic penny taste.

You always pick the slowest line to queue in

The chance of you biting your cheek is 51% each time you eat and you are guaranteed to keep biting the same place for max recovery time

Every charging cable you use has a loose connection that isn’t evident until later when you need to use your device and the battery is dead

The bimetallic strip in your rice cooker is always slightly off no matter how much you fiddle with it.

You're always stuck behing a tractor on small roads.

Your text editor randomly uses a whitespace character whenever you press space.

Everything is lighted with slightly old fluorescent tubes.

Obviously pointless deskwork and frequent sync meetings that always include non technical stakeholders.

Everyone sleeps on wonky old futons that haven't been properly maintained.

Food deserts.

Everyone lives in old non sound insulated krushchevkas with loud neighbours.

The landscape is an infinitely repeated template of an excessively concretised city.

Constant warm overcast weather with high humidity and still wind.

Everyone is always slightly sleep deprived.

The water is always slightly too chlorinated and it doesn't evaporate.

After you sneeze, the need to burp or fart raises greatly. You also don't have control over which one will happen.

Infinite phone tree - Any choice takes you to the next menu tree but 50% chance to take you back to the start. The second menu tree just leads to an infinite array of phone menu trees, each with a 50% chance to go back to the beginning.

Or,

The land moves around at random. Your house (and everyone elses) might be somewhere one day, and in an hours time it's somewhere else. Good luck making a map.

Every time you eat something, some food getd stuck in your teeth and you can't get it out for hours.

Washing dishes, the cloth is always dirty

Every time you undo your seatbelt, the belf doesn't retract properly and you have to fiddle with it for ages, if you try getting out of the car you just get tangled in it

Every scratch ticket is a winner, but the prize is always less than the cost of the scratch ticket.

Heck only has public toilets.

The stall door squeaks really loud.

The gaps between the door and the wall are nearly half an inch.

There's always skid marks in the bowl and the last person didn't flush.

There's piss dribbles on the seat.

The toilet paper dispenser gives out individual sheets by cranking a knob on the side.

The knob is hard to turn, and sticky.

There's a small puddle of piss on the floor between your feet where you drop your dacks.

You are only wearing socks because shoes are illegal in heck.

You have 4 minutes each day to do your poos.

They allocate your poo schedule, not you.

If you go over your allocated time, the floor opens up and you fall into actual hell.

In actual hell, you only get 2 minutes a day on the toilet.

Infinite data entry

Every device you have will stuck in a boot loop forever.

every time there is a pause to what you listen to or think about, a random laugh track in your head follows after a short but unpredictable delay.

one of your nostrils is always clogged and runny. it can switch sides after some seconds of relief.

When cooking, everything is always undercooked, until it's suddenly overcooked.

A single ear bud is always violently yanked out of one ear just before your favorite part of the song. There are no wireless earbuds, just the old cheapy wired kind with those black, foamy covers.

You're very tired nodding off and keep rereading the same page of a book over and over

All gum sold has been chewed already

Every toilet clogs and overflows the water

Tinnitus