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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

They way the soldiers are guiding it, all I can think of is "GROND GROND GROND"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think a live hog should be pitted against a live warthog. And from there we can dictate future strategy for combat pork and A10 warthog.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

why against? You train the War Hog to fly the Warthog and you get an unstoppable machine :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I honestly don't think 4 men could hold him back if he wanted to go

[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

What is Maastricht? A town? A region? Some fucking country that I don't know about‽‽

Edit: apparently it's a city on the border of Belgium and The Netherlands.....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Uh oh, something is brewing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Put Florida man in a cage with that thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

They would breed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Florida man found unconscious after trying to bite the bacon off a live hog

Florida man has been found with several injuries on his thighs, leading investigators to believe the hog was after his ham

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Dain Ironfoot wants his war hog back!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

WE! WE WILL RESIST AND BITE!

[–] x00z 7 points 6 days ago

De Rudy op Lemmy? Maakt da mee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The British side should be Eddie the Iron Maiden zombie mascot in full British Army dress uniform

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Take Maastricht back? Tuuk jong veel plezier ermee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

BORK BORK BORK!

[–] ZJBlank 3 points 6 days ago

Resist and Bite