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Have you ever looked at a map and thought, "You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates." Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality.

Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!

Yes, you heard that right.

California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.

The Tremendous Plan

  1. Crowdfunding Goal of $1 trillion (give or take a few billion). That’s just 200,000 kroner from every Dane. Skip a few lattes, and you’re golden.
  2. We’ll send our bestest negotiators – Lego executives and the cast of Borgen.
  3. It is in the national interest to promote the extraordinary heritage of our Nation, so California will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles.
  4. Danish Values: We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply.

Måke Califørnia Great Ægain

Disclaimer: This campaign is 100% real… in our dreams

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 12 hours ago

California would donate as well

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords but, as much as I hate to say it, you can't afford us Denmark.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sell it for one thin dime!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

A $10 bag could just work in Amsterdam.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If California contributed Danish level taxes they'd be able to buy themselves into the system. It's like a layaway plan

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Like a leveraged buyout, I love it! Borrow all the money, give the debt to the acquired entity, let it pay itself off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

That would be amazing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

We will coup whoever we want!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why not also make New York new Amsterdam again?

[–] LaminatedDenim 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why they changed it, I can't say..

[–] nulluser 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People just liked it better that way.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So take me back to Constantinople,

[–] scutiger 3 points 15 hours ago

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

As an American midwesterner, I support the effort to buy California, and will be making my way to the state border to finally move to a better country.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Consider buying US states that voted for Trump.

California is so big and economically powerful that they can make their own country if they want. And their government is anti Trump already.

Some place like Florida or the Southern states.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 12 hours ago

I dunno coast guard?

[–] EfreetSK 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good idea, from what I read, Americans are constantly complaining about California anyway. About their liberalism, their woke Hollywood, weird laws, weird people and how it doesn't represent the "real America". I think they'll actually be happy they get rid of it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

And we'll be happy to be rid of them!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Disclaimer: This campaign is 100% real…

Fact-checked by Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I saw it on the web. Therefore, it has to be true.

[–] CptEnder 10 points 1 day ago

Denmark suddenly becomes the 4th most powerful nation over night

LONG REIGN THE LEGO EMPIRE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

As a Californian I fully support this move.

[–] it_depends_man 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_GDP

I mean, put a small tax on it and it basically pays for itself. Don't even need to finance it upfront.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This mere small tax is what led them to have a revolutionary war with the UK in the first place, lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No. This revolutionary war was not fought over taxation alone but over taxation without representation. Give California a seat or two in the danish parliament.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would a US state with a GDP significantly larger than the country wanting to buy it allow it to be taxed?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

To not to be part of the US anymore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

EU membership, lol

The tech companies won't like European privacy laws, tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

California has its own version of GDPR already.

[–] gofsckyourself 2 points 1 day ago

Probably would make more sense for California to buy Denmark creating a new country

[–] Placebonickname 2 points 1 day ago

I love SF. But they can have LA and the Chargers.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (7 children)
  • Donald Trump can't sell California. At best, he could sell DC maybe.
  • What's California ever done to you? They're anti-Trump. They should be left alone. Denmark should buy Florida instead: good riddance for the US, it has nice weather too and it's at no risk of being obliterated by a giant earthquake.
[–] Kaput 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wouldn't Californians prefer to be part of Denmark?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Long time resident of California. Previous resident of Denmark (never a citizen though). I'd welcome this with open arms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Florida is damaged goods. Try selling it to China, they have less standards in what they buy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I don't think California gives a shit what Cheeto Mussolini has to say on the matter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's gonna sink within the next 50 to 100 years tho

[–] P00ptart 3 points 1 day ago

A giant earthquake in Florida won't obliterate it, but one in Africa or Spain, and the resulting tsunami could.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Selling Florida does track with our used-car salesman ass President.

Shame Lemon Laws don't apply internationally - caveat emptor, Denmark.

[–] EarMaster 1 points 1 day ago

But we are planning on sending that meteor to Florida...making a brand new Gulf of America...