Did you hear about the guy who went to the hospital after shoving six plastic horses up his ass? The doctors described his condition as stable.
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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That's all because he didn't drive to the ER. He hoofed it
The real question is why did they glue the horse at all? Like how do you put it in your pocket?
How small are your pockets that you can't fit a horse glued to the back of a phone?
lol probably doesn't even know about cargo shorts.
Why would you put something so majestic into your pocket?
It deserves to be a necklace.
handbag
Yet another reason to use belt clips.
They're making a comeback, you know. Like pagers.
There are saddle holsters for that.
Clop Socket
Why would you think that would be a good idea, regardless of placement? It just makes it impossible to put in your pocket or to set it anywhere but screen down.
Pop socket but cooler
I think it’s a cool idea, I’m not a massive horse fan but get me a cat shaped toy and I’ll stick that to my phone.
I’m easily entertained as I find the small things in life give me the most joy.
You should stick cats to all your shit that doesn't need toy cats in in any way, like forks, toothbrushes, TV controllers, glasses, candles... for that extra joy.
I am going to print some cats on the 3D printer and stick them to my glasses as that sounds dope.
Electric toothbrush cat would be awesome too.
Sounds like a feature to me.
That's not a bug, it's a feature
It's a horse
Horse head*
*lenese
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Sorry, I thought we were just adding extra Es wherever we wanted