Whats funny is in the USA the wildlife organizations mainly keep track of population trends via sightings by federal employees, namely postal workers, which means whoever delivered this letter saw the animal, closed the lid, and wrote down the time and place in a little notebook before moving on.
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Thanks for sharing that. It helped me imagine a delightfully absurd little slice-of-life event I'll probably never experience.
I hope this email finds you before I do
Can I use this as my new signature?
Feel free to!
Thought it was a chicken for a second
Upvoted for entertainment value, but remind me to never accept a dinner invitation from you.
At first glance I thought it was a possum on the end of a rocket at the moon.
I mean that’s where my emails find me
This is opossum to ground control
I'm feeling very scared
And the bills come in the most intrusive way
Imagine letting an email find you. Best tactic is to clear it from your notifications because you'll deal with it later, accidentally forget about it for three weeks, and then it's too late for whatever the email was about
That you, boss?
Me receiving my bills: