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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait how does that work? Do the slots have some effect on the viscosity maybe?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Science cannot explain it. Just like how bees can fly or how the tides come in and out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Bees can fly because of the moon. Read a book.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bees flying and tides are both well understood now. Tides have been for hundreds of years.

I don't know enough aerodynamics to describe how bumblebees fly

Tides are caused by the sun's and moon's gravity attracting the Earth's land and water.

If you had just said tides, I would have presumed you were being sarcastic, but bumblebee flight wasn't explained until fairly recently (within the last 25 years or so)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wb3AFMe2OQY

Its a quote by an idiot.

Tide goes in, tide goes out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Liquids tend towards the deepest elevation on the fork, and if that's a slot, it falls through.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 8 points 1 week ago

Ah, it's because you're in a gravity field.

[–] espentan 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correct, those slots act as viscosity dividers. Each slot decreases viscosity by a factor of 8.

By contrast, the parabolic shape of the other instrument will result in an increase in viscosity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Wait.... That would turn soup into jello. Viscosity is flow/thickness correct? So a spoon would effect volume, not viscosity.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looking at the fork, they did pick up some cola.

UNLESS, that was a different liquid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's Worcestershire sauce thinned with water.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There is a special tool for this!

the spork

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the lip eviscerator 2000. Complete with razer sharp spikes on the top of your spoon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What was the one about the car, windows don't make the car go

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I FOUND IT

Text:
Tweet by pj evans:
Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows but can't move. So it's not the windows that make the car go, it's something else entirely
Reply by gelledegg:
this is what ancient philosophy is like
Reply by airyairyaucontraire:
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.

[–] turbowafflz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's just because the house windows are usually rectangle windows and rectangle windows can't roll without like a lumpy road. If you just put the house on a lumpy road I think it would move

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh shoot you're right. I'm gonna try that real quick.
Edit: it didn't work

[–] davidagain 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service to science, but did you get the length of the base to match the rounded length of the bump, because if those two are mismatched, you're going to get a jamming effect rather than a rolling effect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh! You go ahead. I'm shy.

[–] DragonsInARoom 6 points 1 week ago

But what about spork

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, but what about lemonade?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Won't work. Something about the acidity or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Okay you got me. This one is good. Upvote achieved

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This trick also works with milk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks for testing /s

[–] Blackrook7 2 points 1 week ago

It's a polish coke spoon!