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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The year is 2237, I sling my Browning over my shoulders the harness and my servos stabilizing my aim from the hip and distributing the weight while countering most recoil. My eagle sweeps high overhead marking targets for my HUD overlaid with my target computer. My finger hovers over the trigger holding back the wave of steel wrapped around tiny vessels of explosives and copper. I let rip a burst of fire into the concrete wall 1.5 miles to the East and watch the casaba rounds plasma penetrate the nearest targets position with ease.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You forgot to mention the B-52Q flying above (somewhere between the current models and the B-52X at the time of the Enterprise D decommissioning)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be feasible if your average infantry man is able to target and blast through solid cover at 1.5 mi

Now imagine what dedicated anti-air tech this timeline that I've imagined would have

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Nah, you're thinking of the atmospheric models. Starting with the N line back in 2185 they were all SSTO-Capable and can accurately guide kkvs from past Luna.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What is this from? If this is your own original writing, you are an amazing artist!

Never knew about casaba rounds, thank you for the wiki article link!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah original but I'm not good enough to actually write long form

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Long form writing is like short form writing but more of it.

Unironically. There's even a ton of writer's tools out there for structure problems.

[–] ComicalMayhem 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Writing Excuses podcast has done a couple episodes on the topic.

Their website throws up 12.30 Tools For Writers as at least one of them, I'd listen to their commentary on their favorites and go from there.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the key to being a good machine gun is that you be cheap and lots of bullets come out of the end. this absolutely does that even if time has marched on

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thanks for the tip, i'm on my way to becoming the goodest machine gun

[–] MutilationWave 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Once you're complete you can come to my house and we'll take out a lot of brownshirts, with you held in my arms.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

welp. we've gotten to the point of fascism where we're writing gay fan fic about killing nazis with our wifu guns. gotta say. kinda proud to see it

[–] Tikiporch 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do the bullets count if you're shooting blanks?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] WhatYouNeed 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Problem with too many bullets (RPM) out the other end is a) barrel wear, and b) excessive ammo consumption.

They might be old, but I fully agree they do the job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
  1. hence cheap
  2. doesn't compute
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Even in obsolescence, I serve

[–] Jumi 15 points 1 week ago

It may be heavy but it's probably the most reliable machine gun ever built.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Can't improve on perfection.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

A small, cheapish aiming reticle.