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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Kill Strelok.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Have the wild animals living near Chernobyl/Pripyat actually mutates or is it a joke?

[–] thisguy1092 1 points 2 hours ago

Oldie but goodie

[–] SlopppyEngineer 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago

That's only 7, not nearly enough radiation exposure.

[–] Vinny_93 28 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

What? Ukraine is a pretty large country, living in it doesn't mean you're some nuclear monster now

Edit whoops I missed the actual joke

[–] Skipcast 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

(it's a joke about 8 fingers on one hand)

[–] Vinny_93 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I completely read over that part

[–] Skipcast 6 points 13 hours ago

Same the first time I read it lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Are you familiar with the concept of humour?

[–] Vinny_93 15 points 14 hours ago

Yeah I missed the one hand bit because I overestimated how awake I was

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

You can count to 12 on one hand if you point your thumb to the bones on your other four fingers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You can count up to 242 on one hand if you are good enough and know base 3

1023 if you can count in base 4

[–] Lemminary 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh my god a mutant and a nerd!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

24 if you first do it with the knuckle of your thumb and switch to the tip after you've done every finger bone

[–] JustAnotherKay 5 points 12 hours ago

Twice as many if you do it twice

Brother I can count to 100 on one hand if I keep switching the counting apparatus, but the point is that there are 12 distinct sections on the fingers.

Bonus points: this is part of the reason there was once a debate about swapping to base 12 instead of 10

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

32 if you point your thumb knuckle/tip at each finger joint/tip

[–] lostme 4 points 9 hours ago

Arbitrarily high if you write the number on your palm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Up to 31 in binary (1023 on both hands), but one may say it isn't very handy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

31 in binary