A hot dog

Anything is a cheesesteak, and a dildo, if you're brave enough. And it can be both at the same time if you're extra brave.

It seems an Hot Dog to me

when you just learned the cropping tool and decided to practice multiple times on the same picture

Figure 1. Archaeologist using the stargate to return a specimen to storage in Egypt.

Well now I can't unsee it

Seems a little late for an MRI.

I’m not sure what you’re talking about? Tasty looking sandwich though.

I thought that was Anthony fucking Bourdain next to it

Imagine being told that you will die and thousands of years later, humans will “meme” the image of your corpse around the planet

Is that mummy holding their gonads?

I mean. It technically can still become one

ah yes ancient Philadelphia mummies

To be fair, people were treating mummies like cheesesteak for a very long time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy?wprov=sfla1

Forbidden cheesesteak

But now I’m still gonna get me a cheesesteak today