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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now that's some proper boomer humor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 2 points 1 month ago

The boomest of humor

[–] Dr_Box 26 points 1 month ago

Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic

[–] HollowNaught 15 points 1 month ago

Okay guys, this is 100% boomer humour, but it's good boomer humour because it's making fun of boomer alcoholics

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried that and felt fucking awful, gained like 30 lbs too.

[–] RubberElectrons 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beer will do that to you lol.

Eating lots of veggies won't though, if you do it right. Deep fried potatoes at every meal, that kinda thing, bad time. Kale salads with chili-fried tofu, doing fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Magical fruit, always makes me hoot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons 3 points 1 month ago

Porque no los dos? 😂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

[–] marcos 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And yes, due to a technicality, nothing really fits the criteria for one of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If biologists were conservatives:

(d) “Animal” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that reacts to external stimulus.

(e) “Plant” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that does not react to external stimulus.

[–] marcos 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Agent641 1 points 1 month ago

Plants, and Fungi

[–] OddHops 11 points 1 month ago

Right. It's not an animal or a plant, but "plant-and-fungi-based diet" doesn't have much of a ring to it.

[–] EvilTwin 13 points 1 month ago

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

[–] stupidcasey 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact Most candy and snack cakes are plant based too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Unless they have gelatin! I was still finding believed snacks that I had no idea used gelatin for years. I gotta find me some mallowcreme pumpkins I can eat

[–] PieMePlenty 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I once heard its possible to live off beer. Like, just drink beer, lets say 8 per day is roughly 2000 calories, eat a pill for all vitamins and that's it. Probably wont even get drunk if you spread them out. Only thing you'd be missing is protein and fat. Maybe eat a fish once a month.

[–] CommissarVulpin 3 points 1 month ago

People have been living off beer, bread, and vegetables for thousands of years. That’s the real paleo diet, people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The scribbles for leg hair are genius. Respect to the artist

[–] roguetrick 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah but you'll get vitamin B1 deficiency if you go on this diet.