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[–] MeatPilot 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know someone who gets the shits from egg yokes and also coffee on occasion. This diet would work well for them because they'd shit themselves inside out after 3 days of this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

my wife and I tried this for a couple weeks and it works but I'd recommend putting the steak at lunchtime or breakfast if you're at all active before dinner.

I nearly passed out when I tried to exercise before dinner steak. Next time I had the steak for lunch and was A OK.

[–] kreskin 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

When is it "neccessary" to poach an egg instead of hard boil? I guess the 70s was a strange time. It was half a century ago and no one had computers or cell phones back then. I think people sat around and played monopoly.

One bottle a day per person. Boooo. Maybe get the double sized bottle then. The cheap ones they sell at the drugstore. And drinking wine and coffee in the same meal, nice. Maybe mix them together. It says chablis only, a regional subset of chardonays. Seems a little bit strict-- I again blame the 70s.

OK damnit, I'm in with you OP. First one to -5 pounds (or death) wins. Shall we bet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Winner gets the others leftover eggs

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The excessive amounts of white wine is actually the only thing here that saves you from scurvy.

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[–] Shardikprime 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (10 children)

That is absolutely insane. Black coffee? What am I a savage?

[–] Crashumbc 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you go black... Wait what are we talking about?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's a distant ancestor to the hunter s Thompson diet. It just needs more drugs.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why the coffee for dinner?

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[–] wowwoweowza 9 points 1 week ago

Vitamins be like… hmph, skinny ass bitches really are going to die.

[–] menemen 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would be more efficient if she'd also smoke 30 cigarettes a day.

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[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only one bottle? Fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If that is what it takes to diet, then no.

... it does not specify the bottle tho ...

Pouring my breast glass is sometimes (technically) challenging:

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[–] psycho_driver 8 points 1 week ago

People eat way worse than this and manage to live through it (for a while).

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