Fixes your CNS and cures cancer, if only the sheeple knew... Baaaa
At that from just making you shit.
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I just dont get it, cant one be charged for giving medical advice when they are not a doctor? Wouldnt this fall under that?
My dad reshared one of these posts. (That version had a picture of the veterinary bottle that said for cows and pigs.)
My mom had RA(so immunocompromised) and died from covid.
Honestly, it made me angry, but depressed feelings managed to overshadow that. I mean, what the FUCK! How can you spread that bullshit when YOUR WIFE died from covid. HOW?!!!
I'm just like, "so you think if she has just taken some dewormer she would still be alive and not suffering RA pain?" If only we had known...
Sorry, I wanted to vent.
It even stops you from stubbing your toe against the bed frame and stepping on Legos will no longer hurt, it's a miracle drug!
It’s like playing a country song backwards!
It also brings back your loved ones, and brings you fame and fortune!
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It can regrow missing limbs
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It prevents bad breath
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It promotes the secretion of good vibe pheromones
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It kills bed bugs
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It prevents wrinkled clothing
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It reduces the number of tries needed to insert a USB stick
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It makes feet smell like fresh bread
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It improves night vision in areas with high humidity
It has electrolytes
Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.
Tooth paste
- Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
- Say goodbye to bad breath too.
- Your teeth will be white forever.
- It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.
Low tire pressure
- By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.
Nonono, you don't understand.
You put ivermectin inside your tires to prevent them from going flat.
Nonono, you don't understand.
Ivermectin is such a wonderful medicine, it heals and protects the car you drive. In fact it'll heal and protect people around you (they still need to take the horse dewormer though for maximum effect).
Afaik if you have ivermectin in the car, the car is actually immune from any sort of damage. I think it gets it the air and deworms the steel.
And yet it still can’t treat erectile dysfunction. Sad because all these conspiracy theorists need it.
I mean, it's not just a horse dewormer... it's also a good human dewormer too. In a way... I'm kinda sad that the right wing chose to worship such a mildly toxic medication, if they'd rallied around calomel or something the world might be a better place.
imagine if they brought back laudanum.
It never went away bro just changed shape
https://hsph.harvard.edu/news/what-led-to-the-opioid-crisis-and-how-to-fix-it/
Pretty sure this is what doctors are required to say now.
How does it fight autoimmune disorders and improve the immune system at the same time??
Yes
Particularly when there are immunologists that think both of those can be solved by more contact with benign parasites?
I remember when the "immune system is like a muscle" theory where ridiculed with the "shoot yourself with increasingly larger caliber bullets to build up immunity from being shot", but then the skeptics of the internet thought feminism was a bigger threat to society, than pseudoscience, because of evolutionary psychologists (who often were creationists ironically).
Reaches the CNS and regenerates nerve....?
Thats fucking removed.