this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[โ€“] _stranger_ 4 points 2 hours ago

I'd settle for "I'm a car show host, why the fuck are you looking to me for climate advice. For the love of everything you hold dear, listen to the fucking scientists"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

What an asshole

[โ€“] deacon 4 points 6 hours ago

Too Little, meet my friend Too Late.

[โ€“] [email protected] 115 points 14 hours ago

Of course same old story "piece of shit refuses to accept reality until it personally affects him."

[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 74 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The scene in the first episode of Clarkson's Farm where his neighbor tears into him for ignoring climate change is quite satisfying

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago

The builder, Alan. โ€œItโ€™s electric, that vanโ€.

[โ€“] [email protected] 48 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

But that's okay because he's not very funny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I didn't even realize he was trying to be funny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to see an educated guess on how much c02 this cunt pantry sent into the atmosphere during his 30 year career.

[โ€“] Duamerthrax 26 points 12 hours ago

Considering what's involved in his vacations and shows, way more then his fair share. Considering he helped normalize climate change denial to the masses, even more.

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 14 hours ago

As usual, the "it's not real until it's my idea" narcissism that I've expected from right wing chodes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Zorque 21 points 14 hours ago

Which is probably why it's 59 3/4 instead of 64 3/4 like that other post.

[โ€“] Duamerthrax 6 points 14 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I misread this as clarkson finally recognises climate crisis during asda trip

[โ€“] konalt 6 points 9 hours ago

bloody ac wasn't working in me cah on me way to Asda, proper sweatin I was

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He's the Oh No So Anyway guy, right?

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

So, anyways...

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago

It's like that Flat Earther, it's good that they admitted their mistake but it needn't have taken that long or required that much of a journey...

[โ€“] HowManyNimons 10 points 14 hours ago

What a fat white sack of shit. The man is completely incapable of caring about the world beyond his own tits. Get fucked Clarkeson.