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Shitty Life Pro Tip

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Knowing airb&b, they probably already have an "extra lightbulbs" charge baked in to the cost somewhere..

E: that, or the owner will catch you on spycam and not only charge you but get you blacklisted, too..

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Replace your airb&bs spy cams with regular objects to get free surveillance equipment.

[–] wreckedcarzz 9 points 1 month ago

The real LPT is always in the comments

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oops, I unplugged the router. Only noticed when I was leaving.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is the way. I really do love @[email protected]'s suggestion, but you'd have to find them first, this is far less time and effort consuming lol

[–] Raiderkev 8 points 1 month ago

This is a thing I like to do. But then people I'm staying with bitch about not having WiFi. I'd rather have no wifi and not be spied on 24/7.

[–] jaybone 7 points 1 month ago

I accidentally held down this little button on the back of the router for 10 seconds, then I accidentally logged in and changed the SSID and password. 🤷

Also your routers shitty default firmware doesn’t support a vpn client, so I accidentally flashed it with OpenWRT.

2/5 stars: Roku TV stopped working.

Also someone stopped by to drop off a letter for you. Said you are being served by the MPAA. Whatever that means lol. Would not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You should be OK, unlikely they will bother watching a camera over a few burned out bulbs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

unlikely they will bother watching a camera over a few burned out bulbs

Lol, have you ever met a ~~leech~~ landlord?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not convinced that they aren't using the cameras without reason to to begin with, let alone having an excuse to use them. There's some freaks out there

[–] glimse 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This might be the funniest SLPT I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well yeah, because its not shitty. Only for the AirB&B owner, but the landlord class can suck my ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You are right, it is shitty for the airbnb owner. Which is great! Sometimes you gotta bring some shitty to those bastards. Being shitty is not always a bad thing.

[–] glimse 5 points 1 month ago

That's not why it's funny.

It's funny because it's an actually realistic shitty thing you can do.

[–] Raiderkev 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never stay in Airbnbs because I am vehemently against them as a concept because of what it does to local housing prices and availability. Sometimes, however I get dragged into trips where I'm not planning the lodging, and this was one of those times.

The last time I stayed in one I packed a charger for my phone (I usually don't pack my good chargers on trips, and usually pack the slower USB type A to USB C chargers I have because when traveling, not a lot of places have integrated USB C everywhere). I plugged my phone and realized my phone was getting crazy hot from it, and not charging well. I thought, that's weird, it's a Samsung charger. I looked at it a bit closer, and it was actually some shitty Chinese charger in the shape of a Samsung charger. No idea where I inherited it from, but I swapped the brick with a random brick that was connected to the host's camera system. I hope it fried that shit. Fuck AirBNB.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that was connected to the host's camera system.

Yikes, cameras in an airbnb? No thank you.

[–] Raiderkev 1 points 1 month ago

Technically they were at least officially for the outside and the doorbell. Whether that host has some hidden inside, who's to say, but yeah, I didn't exactly feel bad about it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

How funny would it be to switch out every working bulb with a non working one

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 8 points 1 month ago

This is more like an unethical life pro tip.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (10 children)

No one on Lemmy uses AirBnB.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm sorry, but you can't beat AirBNB/VRBO when you're a larger group of people for a longer stay.

That being said, my eyes have been opened recently about the damage this does to communities, and it's definitely a consideration now.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Why not? I do very frequently, though recently hotels are becoming the better deals again.

Flying internationally with some broken bulbs in my luggage is a shit way to save money though, but that's the community we're in anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use airbnb and like it. But I'm european and we have basic common sense.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They sell perfectly acceptable flicker free LED light bulbs at the dollar tree now. This totally isn't worth the time and effort.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

this isnt even shitty, except light bulbs dotn really burn out anymore

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They still burn out pretty regularly for me, probably at the same rate as non-leds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

what are you doing with them 😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Probably buy them from manufacturers that are still part of lightbulb conspiracy 🙃

[–] Crackhappy 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably pulling a Mr. hands

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They still burn out pretty regularly for me

  1. Make sure your fixtures are ventilated. Prolonged heat degrades the capacitor until the power supply dies. The LEDs themselves are generally fine.

  2. There was a cap plague a few years ago and cheap bulbs got the worst of it.

  3. Until recently, super bright versions (150w-200w equivalent) only came from off-brands because none of the name brands wanted to put their name on something unreliable.

  4. If still have regular problems with the LED bulbs, buy them from the dollar store. They probably won't last any longer, but if they're gonna die on you anyway, the cheap ass ones from there still provide the same light as the better known models.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As others have mentioned, there's something wrong with your setup. Your entire home should probably only be going through 1-2 replacements per year, vs replacing nearly all of them every year (as was the case with 1000-hour incandescents)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not like they used too, but still do. Built a new home, and in less than 2 years, several of the cheap contractor grade bulbs have burned out.

[–] kreskin 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

yeah I do start to wonder if this "contractor grade" stuff means shit tier. Also arent contractors generally trying to cut every possible corner to maximize profit on their bid?

[–] morriscox 2 points 1 month ago

It's the civilian equivalent of "military grade".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It is the absolute cheapest grade. Usually, they try to hide that fact, but these bulbs literally say contractor-serialnumber lol.

[–] themeatbridge 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They might. Usually it's the transformer, though. And even the LEDs will degrade over time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

yeah but it takes such a long time

[–] jaybone 5 points 1 month ago

Air Bed & Bulbs

[–] techt 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dubiously "pro" in my opinion; you stand to gain so very little at the cost of packing glass bulbs in your bag. At least if you can't swap the lights out for some reason, you can just throw them away at the hotel and confuse the staff. I'd rather not risk shards in my luggage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Haven't used a glass bulb in at least half a decade.

Even specialty bulbs are plastic LED mostly

[–] techt 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm more concerned about the ones I'm potentially coming home with

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fair but also... You'd be trading downwards if they were incandescent

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[–] vegantomato 2 points 1 month ago

Terrible Person Pro Tip

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