Shitty Life Pro Tip

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Welcome,

To a place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. This Community is welcome to anything shitty pro-tip related, such as memes, discussing the best shitty tip, and much more.

RULES

1_Don't spam, post must be related to community topic

2_Do not seek mental, medical or professional help here. This is not the place, community is meant for satire.

3_No tip should be taken serious

4_No tip should single out a person

5_No racism, harassing, or discriminating against any group or any of the communities members. This will get you banned immediately.

6_Tip posts must start with SLPT

7_For posts related to SLPTs, but not a tip please use "[META]" tag

8_Self promotion will get you banned

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SLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 1 day ago by Lauchs to c/shittylifeprotips

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There's no wrong time; role play, dirty talk or aesthetic comparisons!

SLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

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SLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 2 days ago by Lauchs to c/shittylifeprotips

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SLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby! (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 3 days ago by Lauchs to c/shittylifeprotips

1 comments fedilink

People also love surprises. These two bits of social insight can be combined to great effect.

SLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 4 days ago by Lauchs to c/shittylifeprotips

17 comments fedilink

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SLPT: Show interest in your friends kids by asking about them, specifically, how many years until they turn 18. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 5 days ago by Lauchs to c/shittylifeprotips

15 comments fedilink

SLPT: Save time by wiping while pooping. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 6 days ago by Lauchs to c/shittylifeprotips

9 comments fedilink

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SLPT Feeling alone? You can easily make friends by going into a police station and screaming "i have a bomb", they will think youre realy funny (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

2 comments fedilink

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SLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

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SLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

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SLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper! (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

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Comes from an ad that goes somewhere on the quiz.theliven.com domain.
Full picture:

SLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 4 months ago by Deestan to c/shittylifeprotips

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Make sure they stick out a bit on the top. The capillary acton from the tightly packed spahetti draws the wine up so you can drink it.

SLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 9 months ago by alyth to c/shittylifeprotips

1 comments fedilink

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SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by platypus_plumba to c/shittylifeprotips

23 comments fedilink

It's a good tip, but shitty.

This just happened to me in the guest bathroom of someone I barely knew. The bathroom was meters away from the meeting.

Never. Again.

SLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tank (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 11 months ago by SuckMyWang to c/shittylifeprotips

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SLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you. (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/shittylifeprotips

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This can also save you shoveling/plowing your driveway, simply drive over the accumulated snow at high speed. Make sure to avoid getting stuck however.

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SLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out. (self.shittylifeprotips)

submitted 1 year ago by Deestan to c/shittylifeprotips

9 comments fedilink