More proof that Superman is kinda a dick.
Out of Context Comics
Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!
Rules:
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Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.
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Single panels are preferred.
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Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.
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Don't be a dick.
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I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.
How dare he just Supermansplain that to her in public like that, no superclass at all.
Supermansplain
Fixed it
I'd call him out on "Super-count" even being a thing.
He can do super math at one point, too.
It's so super, it's 10x normal math.
20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain
What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean
Supernerd
I bet he doesn't even know the weights of any other legumes. What a super-poser
He's holding a bean in his other hand. Presumably, he doubles as a scale.
A nerd with a kitchen scale?
Hands up, who here would have been able to recall the weight of a bean from memory?
I'm not sure why he couldn't have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn't that poor.
Did he?
Feel free to investigate the matter and find out. Until then, it is as possible that he did as it is that he didn't.
Come to think of it, since he's fictional, he did both. And neither. At the same time if you want.
No, thank you. I don't need to cover every possible base for a joke.
Is this all he ever does?
He also flies sometimes.
To get to the next jar of beans?
It was a different time, people constantly needed to know how many small objects were inside of a larger object.
How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?
Right? He could just be making shit up and we just believe it because he's Superman!
That's some super-shit
Wow, Superman is a shithead “well actually” reply guy.
Judging by the era implied by the art style, it comes from a time when mansplaining wasn't just accepted, it was expected.
You let a million things go every day, Supe... why couldn't this be one of them?
I want this scene in the next Superman movie
Early super man had literally every power, including super math and super sewing. They had to cut out all that shit cause Superman was never in danger and had no weaknesses, although in these days, superhero comics were still being written as if they were detective pulp novels, so super man wasn’t flying around having epic battles with doomsday or metallo
I'll say it again, you're a super idiot, Lois.
GOT HER ASS
3,888! = oh god
EDIT: 3.256124839 E+12270, and now you know
and now you know
You may have overestimated me
Goes to counter
Tells correct answer
???
Profit.
You tell her Superbro
Being telepathic is Un-American!