Vampirism, Divine Powers and Magic. These three pretty much give you every other power on this list. You are essentially God and need only keep the human race alive so you can feed off their blood.
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With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.
Bah, thanks to my years as a shut-in tech dweeb I already have lots of Gadgets, a Feral appearance, and I Super Smell.
If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!
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Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.
Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control
burning radioactive acid rain for everyone
You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway
I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing
I already have autism, PTSD and depression. I don't know if I can handle more.
Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that
"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."
Super hearing, super sight, sub-mariner.
Immortal, healing, shape shifter
the rest I can get with time and cunning
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Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat
I figure that and attractiveness will enable you to borrow any other ability you need.
I will be Useless Man!
Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)
He can siphon a tank of gas quicker than anybody else. He makes a living stealing gas from parking lots.
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Supersight Weapons master Super strength or super speed
Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!
Hmm...
Agility, Radiation and "gadgets", or
Immortal, Flight and Invulnerability?
Nah, Attractive female, Insanely rich and Super Smell of course!
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Am I misunderstanding siphon powers? Add invisibility and super speed... Aita?
I think if you siphon a rich man, you get his wealth. If you siphon a poor man, he'll thank you and ask how much it is to go all the way
Magic, weather control (magic), invulnerability (magic also)
What is psionic if not psychic? And how are telekinesis and telepathy separate from both?
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