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[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Rock, paper? ...ohhhhhhhhhh.

[–] Deadeyegai 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ziglin 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Please explain. Is it because one is hugging the other (the way paper covers rock)?

[–] pointnull 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Rock, paper...... Scissors. The joke is lesbian sex.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sesbian lex? As in Lebanese?

[–] SmackemWittadic 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is Lebanaise an instrument?

[–] serpineslair 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is lebanaise a sauce? Like mayonaise?

[–] SmackemWittadic 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah I just kinda mixed Lebanese and mayonnaise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tahini? Or garlic Sauce maybe?

[–] SmackemWittadic 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh maybe garlic sauce!

But the decent garlic sauce that gets put on shawarma, not the stuff that's mostly mayonnaise

[–] Ziglin 1 points 2 weeks ago

Welp, I wasn't expecting a sex joke.

[–] jeffw 21 points 2 weeks ago

Go to a porn site and type “scissor” in the search bar

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

scissor-ing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Me: "oh, one of them works for Rock, Paper, Shotgun! nice! But why post this? I don't get it."

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly that's adorable

[–] aeronmelon 45 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a keeper.

[–] dh3lix 25 points 2 weeks ago

Disgusting...... ... where more?

[–] credo 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That first one kinda sounds rude.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Took some time but got it.