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[–] Gammelfisch 20 points 2 weeks ago

Just like the fucking Nazis and Communists changing names of cities, roads, etc.. to suit their fucked up agenda. Chemnitz was once Karl-Marx-Stadt and the fucked up Nazis changed many Slavic city and town names along the Polish border before the outbreak of WW II.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

This will go over about as well as the Sacagawea dollar coin, and the coin had the advantage of actually being a good idea.

[–] 108 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh the important things that will improve all American lives

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[–] DicJacobus 18 points 2 weeks ago

2016-2020 : President of Alternate Facts 2025-2029: President of Alternate Reality

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Delusional LMAO.

[–] repungnant_canary 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is not good obviously, but it's also very US-centric to think that name Gulf of America indicates it belongs to the US. In an alternate timeline it would totally make sense to have a gulf between two Americas called the Gulf of America or even the American Sea. But the US has effectively hijacked the name America

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm so fucking tired of this shit.

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[–] jj4211 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like it's not great to say "Congress is already prepping" instead of "Marjorie Taylor Greene is prepping legistlation"

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[–] Chainweasel 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

America isn't even the countries name, it's "The United States OF America" with North America being the continent it's on.

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[–] RoidingOldMan 14 points 2 weeks ago

More meaningless culture war bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

The Onion is running out of material

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And French Fries are now Freedom Fries /s

[–] Lost_My_Mind 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

20 some years ago when that happened, I remember saying "What? That's stupid....". I was a teenager at the time. I was yelled at by adults saying "NO! IT'S NOT STUPID!!! WE'RE AMERICANS!!! FREEDOM FRIES ARE AN AMERICAN FOOD!!! WE GROW POTATOES IN IDAHO!!! NOT PARIS!!!!"

Today, I'm 41. Teenager me wasn't immature. Well, ok, I was, on a lot of things. But NOT on this. 41 year old me looks back and says teenager me was right.

This IS stupid.

French fries then, french fries now.

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[–] QubaXR 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

How about New Mexico state?

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Trump tomorrow: "we're renaming the state of New Mexico to the state of New Murica!"

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[–] dual_sport_dork 12 points 2 weeks ago

I guess "Bumpkin Bay" is a little too on the nose.

Or maybe "Gulf Of Florida Man."

[–] RubberElectrons 12 points 2 weeks ago

Fine, then we gotta spend the money to care for the natural life there as if it were ours.

Oh you don't want to spend the money? Figures, you cheapskate "conservatives".

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He won, he doesn't have to make pointless stands anymore but I guess old habits die hard.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well the US can call it the Gulf of bullshit all they want, for the rest of the world it IS the gulf of Mexico. Renaming it doesn't give them anything extra, or any rights.

Its actually just really really petty and little, just some nonsense so that his base can say " look ge is really working hard for us!"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Freedom fries all over again

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I hope he doesn't hear about the Gulf of California. He is not going to understand that the Californias were Mexican and, thus, the Gulf is still named after the fact. He's going to claim some wacky s*it like "the name indicates it belongs to one of our states", "Mexicans are trying to steal California's assets", or something like that.

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