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[–] return2ozma 228 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This channel is going to be so busy the next 4 years. Oof.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

Should just change the name to 'Muricas an Onion

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[–] [email protected] 163 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Moderates who "voted for the economy" right now: 🤡

[–] spankmonkey 86 points 1 month ago (34 children)

Also leftists who refused to vote at all because Harris didn't solve the Middle East conflicts from the Vice President's desk.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Wait wait wait... So you're saying the vice president isn't the same as the queen and can't just do whatever she wants?

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[–] PedroMaldonado 123 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey, tbh, I'm fine with him focusing on things like this and trying to buy Greenland. It's much rather he spend his time on theater than on actually hurting people

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's trying to get things like this and Greenland in the headlines so that he can do the actually harmful things without too much notice.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, he has no idea what the real agenda is. He actually thinks this bullshit matters. That's exactly why he was installed in the position of president.

The guy is like, literally borderline retarded. Quit giving that asshole credit.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

You are both right. Trump is the distraction and incapable of working on an agenda. He needs the people in the background. But he is capable of understanding what he is doing. And he likes it.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn. Boomer politicians scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard now we're stealing from China's playbook? "It's not Cuba, it's American Taipei."

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[–] officermike 101 points 1 month ago (14 children)

But Mexico has 63 more miles of coastline on the Gulf than the USA does. We should just leave it alone.

Wouldn't surprise me if this was inspired to circumvent the new ban on oil drilling Biden just enacted. "We're drilling in the Gulf of America, not the Gulf of Mexico."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (8 children)

The US doesn't have exclusive rights to "America" as a name. In fact strictly speaking "Gulf of America" is not a bad name since it is the largest gulf in the Americas AFAIK.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then maybe “Gulf of the Americas” would be more appropriate.

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[–] hdnsmbt 91 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Actual, literal toddlers are really taking over the US, aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Voted in by folks of similar mental capability.

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[–] QubaXR 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's not forget, conservatives, CEOs and all that bunch operate with methods of a parlor magician. The louder they jingle the keys in one hand, the more we should be paying attention to what they are doing with the other.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly this. All this outlandish bullshit is meant to soften the blow of something truly awful cooking.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)

President Musk will be livid that his suggestion to call it 'Gulf of X' was shot down.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

President Musk will get his way and they will make a compromise and call it the Gulf of X-ico.

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[–] mojofrododojo 70 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Invade Mexico, invade greenland, rename the gulf..... hello... he's bonkers, what the fuck are we doing letting this shit back in power....

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we pleast waste the next 4 years renaming things and get nothing practical done? That sounds like perfectly good mud to spin the tires in.

[–] RizzRustbolt 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is just the distraction while he takes everything that isn't nailed down.

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[–] DarkFuture 55 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Hey look, another 4 years of Republicans not doing anything of value for the American people.

Meanwhile, Democrats just banned medical debt from showing up on credit reports.

The differences between parties couldn't be more obvious and Americans were still stupid enough to elect the do-nothing party. That's how I know this country is barreling down a path to collapse. It's not Trump. It's not even Republicans. It's braindead stupid Americans.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Mexican here. This is happening as much as "the wall" happened. Don't let him distract you from the H1B issue.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The reason Trump is doing this is so that we are not focusing on the rift in the party over H1B visas.

Where the fuck are the Democrats hitting the issue while it's hot with 3 interviews a day agreeing with the average Republican over Trump and Musk?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ignoring everyone. Then when it's election season again, they'll act like you're a Russian troll who just started talking to spread division.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What an utter fucking buffoon. This man shouldn't be trusted to use a fork without protective eyewear let alone run a god damn country.

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[–] Sam_Bass 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Guarantee the house and senate are going to be full of this kind of shit to the exclusion of anything even remotely useful

[–] meathorse 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can only hope this is the case. If they're not being useful, chances are they're not being genuinely destructive either

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[–] iMastari 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

To everyone here.

I know most of you are fed up, exhausted and disgusted. The key is to never give up and roll over. Once you do this the idiots will have won and we we'll be permanently screwed. We had already gone through four years of Trump's Idiocracy. Four more years sucks but you need to keep fighting the good fight. We can get through this!

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Why not Gulf Of Trump? Gulf of MAGA? Gulf of Sharpie?

Idiot.

EDIT: And yes, he's just trying to distract from his court cases... again.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, good luck convincing the rest of the world to change to fit your wants.

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[–] hdnsmbt 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Wait until he hears about Mexico not being named America either!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Rational National pointed out that the 'Gulf of America' name was actually a joke Colbert made back in 2010 when he was still doing the Colbert Report.

Roughly 2 minutes into this video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BtzFxY66F7s

Old article about MSFT donating to Colbert's 'Gulf of America' charity aimed at cleaning up / mitigating oil spills from rigs that broke after Katrina:

https://news.softpedia.com/news/Bing-Donates-100-000-to-the-Colbert-Nation-Gulf-of-America-Fund-144192.shtml

We live in the Demented Clowns timeline, honk honk.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Besides the absurdity of this, who gets to decide the name of a geographical feature?

If this were to actually happen wouldn’t it mean literally nothing? Like maybe officially in the USA it would be referred to by its new name but why would other countries follow? And I get that that the USA does a lot in the Gulf, but from my [very basic] understanding most of it is international waters.

Could legislation be proposed to rename the Atlantic Ocean? And if so wouldn’t that just end up with the USA following strange semantics other countries don’t?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Which America? South America? North America? How can it be the gulf of the entire continent?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Politics aside, “Gulf of Mexico” sounds way cooler. Easier and more fun to say, too.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fine. I’m calling it Gulf of the Americas and reminding everyone that the Americas are the continents, not the country.
A visionary and inclusive move!

^the^ ^increasingly^ ^loud^ ^hum^ ^of^ ^cognitive^ ^dissonance^ ^in^ ^the^ ^face^ ^of^ ^a^ ^nonsensical^ ^reality^ ^grows^ ^slightly^ ^higher^ ^pitched^

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

President Freedom Fries can call it whatever the fuck he wants. That doesn't make it internationally recognized.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holy Lilith it's gonna be so awkward when the Europeans have to make invasion plans together with the Chinese because Trump is Blitzkrieg-ing through America.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

why is the media giving this idiot the time of day. no it's not called the "gulf of america" and no congress can't do squat about it. it's a stupid distraction from an idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's Freedom Fries & W ketchup all over again...

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[–] Doorbook 21 points 1 month ago (12 children)

This is the first step to annex another region.

  1. Historical Claim
  2. Support separatist or militia in these region
  3. Fabricate or Encourage attack on the border
  4. Impose light economical sanctions
  5. People in such country will get fed up and will increase clashes with the government.
  6. Government start anti-usa imperialism and start military campaign against them.
  7. USA say they are committing genocide or something and question their sovereignty
  8. USA announce special operation to restore peace

Cycle continue ….

We saw this in Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Ukraine and many other countries that the USA has admitted funding different group inside them to destabilize them. But now it seems trump plan or asked to do the same with both Mexico and canada.

They can justify it with Mexico because of drugs and immigrants, but it is harder for Canada. They US news tried to blame canada for “terrorist” and “illegal immigrants” but it seems they are following the same stories with Mexico.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Working on the important stuff first I see! While we're at it, why did we slip back into calling them French fries. We need to throw some serious money at this problem - I'm talkin' make the libs complain we could have ended homelessness money at changing the damn name of fried fucking potatoes!! Yeah, hand me my mountain dew hat! We're dewin this! Murica! Hellz yah!

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[–] febra 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

But then they bitch about China and their wrongdoings in the South China Sea

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[–] Gammelfisch 20 points 1 month ago

Just like the fucking Nazis and Communists changing names of cities, roads, etc.. to suit their fucked up agenda. Chemnitz was once Karl-Marx-Stadt and the fucked up Nazis changed many Slavic city and town names along the Polish border before the outbreak of WW II.

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