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[–] hdnsmbt 90 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Actual, literal toddlers are really taking over the US, aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Voted in by folks of similar mental capability.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

That's not fair. Some of them are scamming the large toddlers!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Plus folks of similar mental capability refrained from voting in the first place, when they could have prevented this.

[–] fnrir 18 points 1 day ago

Actual toddlers are less hateful then them. Still stands. Hateful toddlers.

[–] Tattorack 8 points 1 day ago

I don't know, but toddlers tend to make more sense...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

@hdnsmbt I would expect actual, literal toddlers to be better.