this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A male protagonist should always look like he either just fucked a bear, or got fucked by a bear. The one on the left meets both of these criteria and is passable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Time to go to work at the shit factory!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I bet the people who do this aren't very attractive. So weird...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

This is my favorite internet gag lately.

[–] affiliate 30 points 3 days ago (6 children)

i still haven’t finished this game because i don’t want it to be over. even though i haven’t played it in months, i can take comfort in knowing im not truly done with it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's more to see if you go through it as a different "character"

[–] affiliate 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

my problem goes deeper than you might initially expect. i have made many many characters for this game. however, none of them have finished it

[–] TempermentalAnomaly 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you ever thought about finishing them off at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I've seen some documentaries about this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I sympathise with you here, and I won't urge you to finish it (because I know it's not that simple), but I do hope that you are able to some day, because the ending of the game is one of the things that is dear to my heart in the game (I am curious at what the furthest you've gotten in it is). It's not even that the ending is good — the reason I love it is because of how it hurts: it hurts because it means the game is finally over, and it also hurts because the characters in the game don't get the closure of an ending. Disco Elysium actually feels tremendously hopeful to me, but it's a weary, desperate kind of hope, because Revachol is sick and struggling; Martinaise, depressing shit hole that it is, reminds me of home — I say this with equal parts bitterness and affection. You would probably take away something different from the ending than I did, which is why I hope that you are able to experience it some day.

Un jour je serai de retour près de toi

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown 2 points 1 day ago

Wait, this isn't lemmy shiitpost?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Not sure if thats a parody of Gamers complaining about "ugly" women or if they are serious and also stupid on the same level

[–] adeoxymus 118 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] rtxn 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Original Chuddish: "Hire fans lol"

Translated to English: "I've never once seen a real woman from up close (they always run away and call me a freak)"

[–] Buddahriffic 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Am I alone in finding the "fan" image for Ciri even more off-putting than the original one, even if Ciri was doing something where attractiveness was relevant? People who wear that much makeup end up in the uncanny valley for me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

She looks weird and vacant, like a literal sex doll. But I suppose that's what they want

[–] Karjalan 5 points 2 days ago

So poes law is alive and well.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure it's a parody, but it'd be hilariously unhinged if it became real.

[–] Atlas_ 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's no forcing. I actually didn't look in the mirror my first playthrough and I stand by that choice

[–] Kinakuta 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait a minute, he looks different if you don't look in the mirror in his apartment? I think it's time I replay this game...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Original portrait:

Bloated ruin of a cop.

After looking at the mirror (don't):

Guillaume le Million he ain't, Expression or not.

Shaved:

Now you're just looking like a pervert, Harry.

If you manage to get rid of the Expression:

Now, this might actually look like a police detective (after he's been beaten by the world for decades, drowned himself in enough drugs and alcohol to mummify a weaker man, and stuck his head in raw concentrated pale).

Shaved, no Expression:

I'm actually getting some early Sam Vimes / Harry Callahan vibes here. There might be hope for this version of Harrier Du Bois.

For some reason you also get a custom portrait if you go fascist enough:

Revachol forever... Harry, not so much.

And shaved fascist:

ACAB (except Innocence Kim “Kimball” Kitsuragi).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I don't know why but the blurry portrait creeps me tf out

[–] Kinakuta 2 points 2 days ago
[–] voxthefox 13 points 3 days ago

Not different, it's just fuzzy and you can't make out the face, I did the same thing in one of my playthroughs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago
[–] madcaesar 34 points 3 days ago

Games are fantasy and I fully support whatever you like to see. Want to see skimpy women? Excellent! Want to see Giga Chad dudes? You go girl! Want to see beat down dirty protagonist? That's a-ok!

This whole fighting and shaming for fantasy role-play needs to stop.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

god, thanks to these meme, i hate all people equally again

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I actually thought this kind of degenerate nonsense was someone joking but today I saw a mod for Baldur's Gate 3 to make Gortash "handsome," so I'm obviously out of touch.

[–] VindictiveJudge 7 points 3 days ago

Gortash actually is supposed to be younger and more attractive, according to the narrator at several points.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The funny thing is that conventionally its the left one that was attractive. Todays standards for men are actually more traditionally feminine. I dont really care but its funny to find gaping holes in logic like this.

[–] Dasus 9 points 2 days ago

Todays standards for men are actually more traditionally feminine

*giggles in baroque and rococo*

Do you mean like men liking blue, instead of pink? As traditionally blue is a gentle colour, meant for girls, whereas pink is strong and vibrant, and meant for boys.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1650%E2%80%931700_in_Western_fashion

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

OG joel looks better. Only reason the new guy at the top looks better is because hes vaguely reminiscent of luigi

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I didnt see shit

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In my game I got him to stop grinning...

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