this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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[–] Mozingo 116 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Weird choice of words to censor.

[–] PugJesus 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.

[–] Dagnet 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins

[–] criss_cross 2 points 6 days ago

The omnissiah sees, hears and knows all

[–] BreadOven 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I guess I'm not that surprised, it is a 4chan post

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's gotta fuck with text recognition accessibility tools.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where did Ganondorf come from?

[–] themeatbridge 36 points 1 week ago

He was Gandalf for a moment.

[–] Maultasche 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Castanet music intensifies

[–] ceenote 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mr. Filch! Clean that up!

Professor Snape! Clean me up!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Wailed calmly is pretty great

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

Well I'm gonna be the first woman prime minister!

Well I'm gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!

Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't it like

Illegal to post the unedited text

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Text? TEXT? You have no power, here!

[–] Yggnar 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would it be illegal to write about fictional dead children?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 4 points 1 week ago

Copyright joke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Gandolf had his vilan arc

[–] hakunawazo 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah... calmly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read this in Brad Neely's voice.

[–] Zoomboingding 5 points 1 week ago

The miserable Mouthoil lay sputtering on the ground as The Nearly Dead Dumbledore let out a triumphant cheer. He had finally rid his school of that little shit! Huzzah! Huzzah all around! Ronnie the Bear cheered sheepishly, but one day he too would cherish the blood sport of the wizarding world with commensurate fervor. Master P clapped him on the back to assure him that this was the suitable reward for a job well done. Harmony didn't cheer but none of the other kids or teachers gave a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 week ago

It was thirsty Thursday