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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Just for reference, thats like a $200K watch. Patek Nautilus, ref 5980.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Damn that's amazing. What can it do?

[–] CaptainPedantic 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Tell the time, the date, and act as a stop watch according to the manufacturers website. My $250 watch does all that and it looks better.

I can totally understand buying a nice/expensive watch, they look nice, the feel nice, they're accurate, they can do cool stuff. I don't understand buying a watch that costs more than most cars cost, especially if it only does the most basic watch features.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

you would understand it, if only you had millions of dollars to waste and zero ethical things to do with the money!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The funny thing is, a cheap quartz crystal based clock is more accurate than the best mechanical clock

Fancy clocks being more accurate than cheap clocks is literally just marketing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The point is that it's a cool, complicated little machine. But you can get that for a lot less than 200k.

[–] eager_eagle 11 points 2 weeks ago

Instantly reduce your net worth when stolen

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably has a garrote wire and laser cutter.

[–] eager_eagle 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah! Sugar momma bought him a fancy watch. She does treat him so good.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Money doesn't buy taste

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Could have been $100, just as good and look the same.

[–] feedum_sneedson 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

More like 100k. Maybe he’ll get the next watch with a moon phase complication… 🐺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I see why she included it in the picture

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That. That's a human paw. That's not a hand. That's a fucking human paw. Where do I find someone with motherfucking human pawbs.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Greece seems like a good start.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

A circular radius 500km wide centered around Izmir or the agean is the next step

[–] Opisek 8 points 2 weeks ago

My phone is on black and white when I saw this picture. At first I thought it's a large German shepherd.

[–] Shou 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This woman chose the bear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] kemsat 44 points 2 weeks ago

Totally thought it was a dog paw at first

[–] lath 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did think that was a dog's paw at first... Makes sense if they're a werewolf.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was shocked who would put such an expensive watch on a dog for a meme and then I saw the comments lol

I didn't wear my glasses to my defense.

[–] slampisko 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a full moon emoji, dammit that's not even a half moon emoji

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TragicNotCute 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.

[–] Eheran 13 points 2 weeks ago

Same reason there is no hair surviving on the knees etc., it gets too much physically interaction.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Here's a would you rather! Would you rather have him be your massage therapist or be his massage therapist? No shaving or trimming or waxing is allowed in either case. If he's your massage therapist he does a full body good deep tissue massage using forearms, fists, elbows, whatever tools need used to get the job done, not just the palms of his hands. If you're his massage therapist, yes his body hair is long enough to accidentally tie in knots. What do you choose!?!

[–] alnitak 15 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a furry, I'd be happy either way. Though if I had to pick, I'd rather be getting a massage I suppose 😋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I guess getting it rather than giving it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then he treats you even better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!"

"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!"

"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!"

"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!"

[–] fnrir 6 points 2 weeks ago

Especially when it's a full moon. ;D