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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Just for reference, thats like a $200K watch. Patek Nautilus, ref 5980.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Damn that's amazing. What can it do?

[–] CaptainPedantic 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tell the time, the date, and act as a stop watch according to the manufacturers website. My $250 watch does all that and it looks better.

I can totally understand buying a nice/expensive watch, they look nice, the feel nice, they're accurate, they can do cool stuff. I don't understand buying a watch that costs more than most cars cost, especially if it only does the most basic watch features.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

you would understand it, if only you had millions of dollars to waste and zero ethical things to do with the money!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The funny thing is, a cheap quartz crystal based clock is more accurate than the best mechanical clock

Fancy clocks being more accurate than cheap clocks is literally just marketing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The point is that it's a cool, complicated little machine. But you can get that for a lot less than 200k.

[–] eager_eagle 11 points 1 month ago

Instantly reduce your net worth when stolen

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably has a garrote wire and laser cutter.

[–] eager_eagle 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah! Sugar momma bought him a fancy watch. She does treat him so good.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Money doesn't buy taste

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Could have been $100, just as good and look the same.

[–] feedum_sneedson 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

More like 100k. Maybe he’ll get the next watch with a moon phase complication… 🐺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I see why she included it in the picture

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That. That's a human paw. That's not a hand. That's a fucking human paw. Where do I find someone with motherfucking human pawbs.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Greece seems like a good start.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

A circular radius 500km wide centered around Izmir or the agean is the next step

[–] Opisek 8 points 1 month ago

My phone is on black and white when I saw this picture. At first I thought it's a large German shepherd.

[–] Shou 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This woman chose the bear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] kemsat 44 points 1 month ago

Totally thought it was a dog paw at first

[–] lath 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did think that was a dog's paw at first... Makes sense if they're a werewolf.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was shocked who would put such an expensive watch on a dog for a meme and then I saw the comments lol

I didn't wear my glasses to my defense.

[–] slampisko 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not a full moon emoji, dammit that's not even a half moon emoji

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 month ago
[–] TragicNotCute 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.

[–] Eheran 13 points 1 month ago

Same reason there is no hair surviving on the knees etc., it gets too much physically interaction.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here's a would you rather! Would you rather have him be your massage therapist or be his massage therapist? No shaving or trimming or waxing is allowed in either case. If he's your massage therapist he does a full body good deep tissue massage using forearms, fists, elbows, whatever tools need used to get the job done, not just the palms of his hands. If you're his massage therapist, yes his body hair is long enough to accidentally tie in knots. What do you choose!?!

[–] alnitak 15 points 1 month ago

I'm a furry, I'd be happy either way. Though if I had to pick, I'd rather be getting a massage I suppose 😋

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I guess getting it rather than giving it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then he treats you even better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!"

"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!"

"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!"

"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!"

[–] fnrir 6 points 1 month ago

Especially when it's a full moon. ;D