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I was asleep by 9.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

My ass was in bed at 1:30, doesn't mean I fell asleep at that time, but I was there

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 2 months ago

Mmm burrito

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We ate 9 metrics tons of food, drank a bottle of beer and wine each and finally set off €300 worth of fireworks at midnight. I eventually went to bed, but then my parents woke me up to help extinguish the shed, as one of them had a severe lapse in judgement and placed the box full of detonated fireworks inside. We even left a box outside that kept on rekindling itself, no matter how many buckets of water we poured on it. That was also the first time the fire brigade ever paid a visit to my house. Thankfully, only a shelf of random items was totally destroyed. The firemen told us that we called them just in time, as the roof was about to burn to the ground.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 2 months ago

Fireworks are no joke kids!

[–] expatriado 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i scrolled lemmy, even posted a comment or two

[–] wabafee 8 points 2 months ago

Contemplate life then watched porn.

[–] STUNT_GRANNY 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was playing video games with my little brother, until about 4 AM. Made no effort to keep track of time, although we were probably setting up a heist in GTA when midnight rolled around.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sounds like time well spent

[–] LaunchesKayaks 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, New Year's day is the time to do things you enjoy. I went and hung out with horses and rode one around for a bit. There was like nobody out when I left my house. It was really nice, and even middle of the day traffic was minimal.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 2 months ago

You'd be surprised how many people are out on new years day.

The restaurant I work at had over 100 reservations in the morning alone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

world could have ended at midnight and I wouldn't have noticed

[–] wabafee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Who knows maybe your actually in a different dimension now. An almost exact copy of the old one just a slight change on fundamental laws in physics which were not aware of yet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was in bed by 7:30, got you beat, boyeee

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 2 months ago

I tried to go to sleep earlier but my family wouldn't allow it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Vodka and blow with my partner and didn’t realize the year rolled over until like 12:40AM