Yeah, no shit.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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"Media outlet gives attention to delusional conman with nothing valuable to say" is like 90% of news articles now.
It was more intriguing when I thought it said Nosferatu
Didn't he claim a bunch of stuff for this year? I guess there's still time
https://thoughtnova.com/self-proclaimed-modern-nostradamus-reveals-five-eerie-predictions-for-2024
Wow. What a load of crap
5 2024 predictions:
- AI self-awareness and robot uprising
- WW3
- Global catastrophe
- Alien contact
- Asteroid colliding into Earth, but with new materials we've never seen which causes economic war.
My favorite bit is at the end where he says these are just predictions the future is uncertain.
- Asteroid colliding into Earth, but with new materials we've never seen which causes economic war
This is literally the plot of Command & Conquer games.
As with all predicters, you throw 1000 things at the wall and 1 will probably stick. No one remembers the 999 fsiled ones.
After reading that article, I have no idea why anyone listens to the absolute tripe this bloke is throwing around.
I’d say he has a perfect track record - 0.00%
Seriously vice, what do you think your target audience is? 5 years olds?
What's next, unicorns?
Considering most Americans read at a child's level, I think they're right about their target audience.
Well it's never so bad it can't get worse.
Vice’s transformation is now complete.
Who the fuck is giving psychics screen time
Really? Oh man....
No shit, Sherlock
Nostrachadmus.
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