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[–] Okokimup 109 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think you're underestimating corvids.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Corvids evolved beyond the need for physical form.

All that remains are echoes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Caw.... caw... caw.....

[–] Soggy 4 points 1 month ago

They Jonathon Livingstoned themselves.

[–] Zess 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They fuckin peaced like the dolphins in Hitchhiker's Guide.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ray Bradbury already did this in "There Will Come Soft Rains".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Such an incredible story. The nursery scene is my favorite

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I highly recommend all of the Martian Chronicles.

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[–] vic_rattlehead 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The octopodes are named Paul and Salome.

[–] littletoolshed 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice, was looking for a Children reference 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Can't wait for the next book. Apparently it's being worked on

Funnily enough the other parts of the post remind me of "service model", the new book by Tschaikowsky

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's this a reference to? It's ringing a bell that I can't quite make out

[–] 9bananas 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

for anyone that wants whis concept as an entire sci-fi story:

this is almost literally the plot of "children of time" by Adrian Tchaikovsky!

excellent trilogy, but the first part can be read as a standalone story!

[–] AlpacaChariot 7 points 1 month ago

Seconded. They are great novels, and quite original!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the scifi short story, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury. It's about a post-apocalypse, automated house that tries to maintain a daily routine, long after humanity is gone.

[–] Fredselfish 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like they do better than us at ruling this world.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Other species will have a really hard time following us, because our own playbook is no longer available.

Extraction of resources out of the ground is getting harder and harder. We've exhausted the easily extracted ore for iron/tin/copper mining, and modern mining of those materials requires much more sophisticated technology. So a Bronze Age and Iron Age can't really come up from the ground up.

And without easily extracted fossil fuels providing cheap and abundant energy, industrialization would be a pretty difficult hurdle to overcome.

The best hopes of a post-human civilization will come from whatever species learns to recycle and reuse human waste.

And maybe the leftovers of human agriculture (any plant species that efficiently produce lots of biomass that don't require active planting/tilling/irrigation/fertilization, whatever domesticated animals can survive as feral colonies) will have lasting effects, too.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Landfills are the mining boom of the future.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Why would they need to mine ore when we just left all of it laying around?

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[–] ieatpwns 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I see Salome and Paul are up to their usual shenanigans under the sea

[–] JayleneSlide 5 points 1 month ago

Came here for this. Thank you, well-read stranger!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reminds me of 'Service Model' by Adrian Tchaikovsky

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 4 points 1 month ago

Combo of Service Model and Children of Ruin (also by Adrian Tchaikovsky).

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I've thought about this a lot, raccoons are 100% taking over after humans. They already dominate north america and almost conquered Germany. Once human control runs out Europe is fucked and they will eventually take over all of Eurasia.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh please, if anyone it’s the dinosaurs coming back for round 2.

Birds are everywhere, many birds are fucking smart and already using tools and doing maths, all they need is seed, they have prior experience. End of story, dinosaurs are back.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't it be like round 4 for dinosaurs?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It goes without saying that the Emus will retake Australia.

Since they're flightless, the rest of the world will be safe for a while. But when they form a navy or invent air travel, the rest of the world better watch out!

Edit: LOL, I just noticed your instance. You know what I'm talking about. 😛

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[–] Iheartcheese 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can cute their way into your house too

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[–] MeatsOfRage 8 points 1 month ago

Didn't Japan also import raccoons because of a TV show and they went fucking up ancient architecture

[–] Pregnenolone 4 points 1 month ago

I think it’ll be crows

[–] Sterile_Technique 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Really depends on how far the climate spirals out of control. The long term issue is positive feedback loops - when the results of a system produce the conditions that aggravate that same system. So like, arctic permafrost melts and releases methane; methane acts as a greenhouse gas and accelerates global warming; warming makes arctic thaw faster; methane released at higher rate; planet warms faster, more melt, more methane, more heat, and so on.

These kinds of things are already unleashed, so even if humans all went extinct RIGHT NOW and industry and such all came to a 100% full stop... the climate would still continue to destabalize on its own.

So... when we reach a point that spells the end for humans, we'll be crossing the threshold for other mammals too... I don't see racoons or baboons surviving.

Eventually, something will interrupt the feedback loop - i.e., the permafrost thaws completely and there's no more methane to release; but factor in all feedback loops and who knows how much heat we're talking - it could literally end with the Earth becoming molten.

My money's on bugs. They'll be a ble to survive conditions that animals can't. And if bugs get wiped out too, there's potential stemming from things like tardigrades or other microbes.

Or... we pump so much heat into our planet that even the most extreme of those die off too, leaving earth as just another completely lifeless rock floating through space.

Life, uh, finds a way. Until it doesn't.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If humanity is extinct what triggered the stupidfridge's message about orange juice? If humans aren't consuming it then who is?

[–] trashgirlfriend 32 points 1 month ago

It was out of orange juice before the extinction.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Raccoon, duh

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Someone is overestimating how long a modern appliance will last.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, they won't be able to do their fucking job but I'd bet every non-essential part will last. That washing machine craves telling it's dumb fuck user "D80" and then proceed to do nothing with the load.

As long as that control board can get a couple watts it will sing its song to hopefully coax some poor fool into feeding it.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 9 points 1 month ago

I demand more information on the Bronze Age raccoons

[–] psycho_driver 7 points 1 month ago

We can hope.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This is just copy pasted from the Splatoon lore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I need this kind of content in my life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get some Werner Herzog for it and I’m in.

Feelgood dystopian sci-fi for misanthropes should be a thing if it isn’t already.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

When will my library have this book?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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