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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (5 children)

If humanity is extinct what triggered the stupidfridge's message about orange juice? If humans aren't consuming it then who is?

[–] trashgirlfriend 32 points 6 days ago

It was out of orange juice before the extinction.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

If humanity is extinct who is running the power plants?

[–] AA5B 2 points 6 days ago

I don’t have a smart fridge, but my thermostat has to remind me over and over to replace the filter. It’ll just keep reminding me weekly until it’s done

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The last human in the house may have nearly finished the juice on their last day in the house. Or the water evaporated away leaving dried out pulp or powder