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[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 158 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This project exists because:

  • I was bored.
  • I love ISSMimic.
  • Pee jokes are timeless.
  • Space is cool.
  • Imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, lurcking on this site, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all.
  • You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz

One of us, one of us.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 days ago

This is

🙂

😎

golden.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait so is this real? haha This is funny

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Of course it is. Why would I lie on the Internet?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lawnman23 9 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Emerald 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeTraaaains 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Back down to 29%. Someone graph this I wanna know you often they empty it. Guessing once a day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Or you could just check this thread and scroll down to the latest!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Currently 44% as of 12:52PM AEST

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

62% 4h later, guess they're keeping hydrated up there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Link that worked for me on mobile: https://0x00er.github.io/pISSstream/

[–] Rooty 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you get a push notification every time it empties?

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 5 points 4 days ago

That's the poo tank

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Thanks, more appropriate than the app -

Glad I checked it out but no strong desire to check again 👨‍🚀🤫

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is the greatest Mac OS addition since the The Grouch

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Warning: small children will dump anything in sight into the trash and empty it just to see and hear Oscar, and file or data loss and system damage can result.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

7yrs after deleting every single photo of their parents wedding just to see cookie monster eat the little pixels:

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald 8 points 3 days ago

Now we need to make a Magisk module that replaces the phone battery percentage with the piss tank percentage instead. Much more useful.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why do they store the piss rather than ejecting it into space?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Recycled water.

Also: piss projectiles traveling at 8 km/s.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Because it is a resource that can be reused.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if that piss bubble ends up hitting some electrical equipment?

Also, imagine the smell.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Of course it's real, why would anyone lie on the Internet?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

this link worked for me, https://0x00er.github.io/pISSstream/
im on mobile so that probably has something to do with it

[–] Nutteman 6 points 4 days ago

It's upsetting to me that I don't know the poop levels at all times, too. And what of the cum reservoir??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Maybe they should install a piSSShole module up there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not me, but whoever made that repository who deserves praise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

They sure do!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago