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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How, as a Russian, do you watch the blowing up of a fictional children's joy bringer as a good thing?

[–] radix 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A world where Comrade Krampus canes fascists would be pretty awesome.

Unfortunately, Putin has absolutely no interest in punishing the wicked.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not trying to justify this but neither the article or anyone here is picking up on the detail that Russians have their "own" Santa, that's the guy dressed in blue.

So they are shooting down the western Santa and their kids still get their presents from their own Santa.

Idiotic video still but it is not like they kill Christmas worldwide. Just for everyone else, as in typical fashion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Father frost" is actually the "santa" version of many post-soviet countries, including Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, you are actually right about that and I missed that detail.

[–] SquiffSquiff 4 points 1 month ago

I'm missing where Russian Santa's presents are shown, he mostly seems to be involved in surprise pyrotechnics

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 25 points 1 month ago

Have you looked at our caps recently? … The badges on our caps… have you looked at them… they’ve got skulls on them. … They’ve actually got little pictures of skulls on them.

[–] SquiffSquiff 60 points 1 month ago

Given the recent Azerbaijan airlines disaster this really is cartoon level evil.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Ah, so that's how they shot that Azerbaijani passenger plane. They should put the Krokodil down.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is Russia trying to be the bad guy? I've been told that everyone's the hero of Their Own story, but this is making me seriously doubt that. These stupid fucks equate NATO with Santa and then depicted themselves killing him. This is literally the most bad guy coded thing I've ever heard of my entire life. This is like the most blatantly evil children's cartoon villain thing they could have possibly done.

[–] LordWiggle 23 points 1 month ago

"Santa" in the form you know it is a typical American holiday character. It made it's way into Russia as well, but it is now used as a symbol of the west like it used to be. What for you may seem as good is something they may see as evil. They have their own "Santa", as seen in the video, dressed more in the style of the Russian orthodox church.

Too bad though Russia doesn't know the difference between Santa in a sled and an Azerbaijani airliner.

[–] DicJacobus 2 points 1 month ago

The quiet part out loud is russia is an ideological extremist warmonger who considers itself to be in a life or death struggle with an amorphous idea of "the west". And doesn't give a fuck about what anyone says or thinks about them.

Which is exactly why the west should treat them how they want to be treated. A wartime enemy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

inb4 they electrocute the Easter bunny, gangrape the Tooth Fairy, commit a genocide against elves and dwarves and firebomb Shrek's swamp.

Edit: I will be eating my hamster any day now and same with using a horse to get to work.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

They did a cartoon because they cant shoot down a real NATO plane. They cant even buy one and shoot that one down. Best they can do is an Azerbaijani airliner. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

"Santa represents peace, and brings happiness to children. We could not tolerate that"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do they need DRM for a fucking news article

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck DRM, fuck Widevine, I just compile my browser without them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not compiled into Firefox ever. A binary blob is downloaded after the first time you activate DRM. So just don't activate it and it'll never be present on your machine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's good to know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I just disable it on my browsers, am too lazy to compile :3c

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Huh, never noticed that before. I guess they have embedded videos?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Embedded videos don't need DRM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do if they're DRM'ed!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yes, but they shouldn't be and they really don't need to

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Absolutely correct.

[–] spiritsong 19 points 1 month ago

This one became real dark when the Russians shot the Azerbaijani flight. This video was released days before that tragedy, no?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The other "Santa" in the video is "Father Frost" smh my head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Grandfather frost if be more specific

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This is not the Russian government being paranoid of NATO, this is the Russian government trying to remind us population that the decadent west, where people have fun, is evil and they shouldn't want to be like the west. Don't enjoy life, be a good little slave for Putin.

It's all smoke and mirrors just to add another seed of "hate the west" so that Putin and his oligarch friends can stay in power. Wouldn't want people to get wrong ideas like actual democracy where people could make decisions that are good for them, now would we.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 6 points 1 month ago

That’s right up there with “Freedom Fries”. A weak and petty jab that nobody actually gives an F about other than the few people needing to compensate for their egos.

[–] lurklurk 5 points 1 month ago

Perhaps it was just a bird strike

[–] eran_morad 5 points 1 month ago

The blyats are pathetic.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 5 points 1 month ago

This is so completely idiotic that I don't even understand the point of going through all the effort of making it.

Who's going to cheer to it? Or is it just so that we can share it and find it stupid ?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why does santa rus need someone else to take out santato? was santato violating ITAR?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Santatos.... Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[–] DicJacobus 2 points 1 month ago

This is the end result of a fascist and imperialist regime and it's brain rot propaganda mobilizing it's population for ideological war.

[–] Korkki -1 points 1 month ago

It's actually really funny.