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They're so full of potential

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[–] Neon 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually potential energy would be gravity, no?

Batteries are full of chemical energy, no?

But funny joke nontheless

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Potential energy just means the energy hasn't been "released" yet. That energy is still some "kind" of energy, so we're both right, a battery has potential chemical energy.

[–] dhork 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most dad jokes here are old and stale, it's good to have one that's current.

[–] FenrirIII 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hear watt you say, but new jokes always meet resistance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Ohmy god, the Gaussip was right. But Franklin, it's for the better. Debye!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This joke is both positive and negative at the same time

[–] kernelle 6 points 1 week ago

Very polarising indeed, almost electric

[–] GeorgimusPrime 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Yeah, there's a definite battery marketing push with all those sales going on. I was able to pick up some depleted batteries just the other day, free of charge.