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[–] FMT99 123 points 2 weeks ago

Hey we got our first illegal immigrant president, if that ain't woke I don't know what is.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is it really not obvious who the bottom is?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

bruh why does this image make musk look like a pedophile, i mean look at that face

(oh yea hes probably on the epstein list...)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. Anyone can look weird as hell for one instant of a freeze-frame, I'm not sure how much it means. But he definitely looks weird.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's three freeze frames in a row where he looks dead-behind-the-eyes evil and disturbing.

He looks like he's been doing a lot of drugs.

[–] TheBat 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Ketamine, admittedly.

[–] lolrightythen 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ego is one hell of a drug

[–] Anticorp 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think he just looks obsequious.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

adjective

Full of or exhibiting servile compliance; fawning.

Promptly obedient, or submissive, to the will of another; compliant; yielding to the desires of another; devoted. Similar: compliant devoted

Servilely or meanly attentive; compliant to excess; cringing; fawning.

"obsequious flatterer, parasite"

Similar: cringing fawning

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, Trump's soft, shitty brain is no match for Elon's younger, shitty brain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A reminder that he is wearing a “Occupy Mars” shirt. A movement to occupy Mars. How can we do this? Well we need water. And he wants to bomb Mars to achieve this. The Nazi supporting lunatic wants to bomb Mars!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Eh, terraforming Mars by bombing the shit out of it's surface is just one theoretical method, but very long term plan - far extending his mortal life. He wouldn't have patience for such but instead wants to build permanent bases there as soon as possible

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[–] finitebanjo 65 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The thing I love the most about these memes is they're seriously effective.

[–] TehBamski 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are they though? I feel like they just make those that found Trump and Elon to be really weird and rotten, have a laugh. I don't know anyone conservative, that has commented on these kinds of memes, to me or others I know.

Or did you mean effective in pulling some political stance BBJ reversal moves?

[–] finitebanjo 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's effective in driving a rift between Musk and Trump, as many news outlets are reporting that they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began. Trump's superiority complex and vanity is absolute, so being upstaged by a positionless goon will make him very unhappy.

Although, I concede that we don't know what actual longterm effect if any this will truly have.

[–] Anticorp 24 points 2 weeks ago

they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began.

Ugh, the childish insecurities are not befitting of someone in charge of anything, let alone a country. Dude is seriously a loser. Despite all that money and power, at the core, he's just an insecure loser.

[–] TehBamski 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I see. That's a solid take on the situation IMO. Haha yeah. Time will tell what comes of this shit show being put on by goons, and loons, set on the verge of collapse, USA. Let dumpster fires light their way.

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[–] Lemminary 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (96 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz 13 points 2 weeks ago

Is that why he wears diapers?

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[–] Blubber28 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're probably both bottoming for Putin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's a hard sandwich to build, you obviously have Putin as the top piece of bread, but is Trump the meat in this sandwich or is it Musk, whose the bottom bread? And how does Netanyahu fit in to this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 28 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I think they both just watch each other jack off like two cucks.

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[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 2 weeks ago

There is no bottom.

There's always more barrel to scrape. And then there's the floor. And then there's the ground beneath the floor. And then there's miles of bedrock.

That's what you're talking about, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You really don't need to call every dude you dislike "gay".

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, I bet trump is pretty lubed on a consistent basis, with his uncontrollable, oh so very wet sounds he makes. I'll put money on him being the bottom.

[–] Gammelfisch 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like Ernst Röhm and Adolf Hitler. We know how that ended for both losers.

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