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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You see, I have drawn you as the bad egg-layer and myself as the chad good egg-layer, therefore your argument is invalid.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Me: Pre-gaped 2-finger-fitter Chad

You: single-finger fitter virgin

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is the bad egg layers mascara running?

[–] EnderMB 29 points 1 month ago

You'd be crying too if you were that tight.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

She is crying obv

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I have two hens.

One is a fat hybrid that lays all year round and thinks it's a dog. Dog chicken looks like the top picture.

The other is a Dutch bantom that is scared of its own shadow and won't let us within 10m of it but only lays for 5 months and for the rest of the year looks like the bottom picture.

[–] billwashere 7 points 1 month ago